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I am no coward sir! I shall stand and fight!" "Well, I am," said Sal. "So can we go... please?


Alex Scarrow


#bravery #cowardice #eternal-war #humor #humor

It is a popular fact that nine-tenths of the brain is not used and, like most popular facts, it is wrong. Not even the most stupid Creator would go to the trouble of making the human head carry around several pounds of unnecessary gray goo if its only real purpose was, for example, to serve as a delicacy for certain remote tribesmen in unexplored valleys.


Terry Pratchett


#humor #humor

A library in the middle of a community is a cross between an emergency exit, a life-raft and a festival. They are cathedrals of the mind; hospitals of the soul; theme parks of the imagination. On a cold rainy island, they are the only sheltered public spaces where you are not a consumer, but a citizen instead


Caitlin Moran


#imagination

Sucks to be left out of adolescence, sort of like getting locked in the closet on Venus when the sun appears for the first time in a hundred years.


Junot Díaz


#humor #nerdiness #ray-bradbury #science-fiction #humor

Jason glanced at the creature. It remained the same distance away as before, still as a statue. "What do you want?" Jason asked. No answer. "Are you the thing that followed Tark? You should keep following him. He's the real mastermind. Shoo. Go hide." No response. "Okay, how about you stand guard while I sleep. Keep the giants away. Sound good? All in favor, hold perfectly still. Fine, I guess we have a deal.


Brandon Mull


#brandon #humor #jason #lurker #mull

I'm still trying to figure out the secret relationship between the woman and the mall!


Ibrahim Taha


#ibrahim-taha #puzzled #quotes #saying #shopping

He's attracted to the smell of manure," Felicity says. "You might wallow in the stables to bring out the full flower of his love.


Libba Bray


#humor #libba-bray #rebel-angels #humor

Yes, we have different viewpoints represented among us," she continued. "Yes, we have a displacer in our number, and a half giant, and a seedman who publicly disgraced us." "She's talking about you," Drake muttered to Nollin, loud enough to draw a laugh. "No, Drake, I'm talking about you," Farfalee corrected.


Brandon Mull


#brandon #delegation #humor #mull #rebellion

Who knows himself a braggart, let him fear this, for it will come to pass that every braggart shall be found an ass.


William Shakespeare


#ass #braggart #bragging #humility #humor

Ew, sicko. I was practicing Edomic." "Sure you were," Jason said. "You're just too embarrassed to admit you were playing hide-and-seek all alone. Rachel hiding, nobody seeking.


Brandon Mull


#brandon #humor #jason #mull #rachel






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