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I lay on the bed and shut my eyes, thinking that nobody really likes marriage, that it's a flawed arrangement, that people get enthusiastic and jump in for a hundred reasons and then, after the ceremony, after a few years, the whole deal turns into a concert they wouldn't have dreamed of attending.


Frederick Barthelme


#marriage #regrets #dreams

I have to admit that I'm one of those people that thinks the dishwasher is a miracle.


Clarence Thomas


#dishwasher #i #miracle #people #thinks

If it seems a childish thing to do, do it in remembrance that you are a child.


Frederick Buechner


#childish #remembrance #seems #thing #you

The men who made the war were profuse in their praises of the man who kicked the P.M. out of his office and now degrades by his disloyal, dishonest and lying presence the greatest office in the State.


John Burns


#dishonest #disloyal #greatest #his #kicked

I was convinced I was worth less than my straight peers. I was at best inauthentic, and the longer I went without amending that dishonesty, the more ashamed I felt.


James McGreevey


#ashamed #best #convinced #dishonesty #felt

It's dishonest to say we're doing everything we can for our seniors when there is so much more we can.


John B. Larson


#doing #everything #more #much #our

In America sex is an obsession, in other parts of the world it is a fact.


Marlene Dietrich


#morality #obsession #prudishness #puritanism #sexuality

Some false representations contravene the law; some do not. ... The sensibilities of no two men are the same. Some would refuse to sell property without carefully explaining all about its merits and defects, and putting themselves in the purchasers' place and inquiring if he himself would buy under the circumstances. But such men never would be prosperous merchants.


Clarence Darrow


#honesty #idealistic #moral-clarity #success #successful

Hard to forget first puppy love.


Toba Beta


#puppy-love #love

The spirit was willing but the flesh was weak.


David Mitchell


#humor #humor






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