#breakfast

I might have to go on breakfast TV, which would mean getting up early. ↗

— Nik Kershaw

#early #getting #go #i #mean

The problem with marriage is that it ends every night after making love, and it must be rebuilt every morning before breakfast. ↗

— Gabriel Garcia Marquez

#after #before #breakfast #ends #every

And now leave me in peace for a bit! I don't want to answer a string of questions while I am eating. I want to think!" "Good Heavens!" said Pippin. "At breakfast? ↗

— J.R.R. Tolkien

#hobbits #humorous #humor

I had sadness for breakfast. ↗

— Andy Milonakis

#had #i #sadness

Breakfast is my favorite meal. I cook a big one for everyone - bacon and eggs. I own a lot of eggcups. ↗

— Emily Mortimer

#big #breakfast #cook #eggs #everyone

My breakfast is very important. ↗

— Sonia Rykiel

#important #very

You may as well say, 'That's a valiant flea that dare eat his breakfast on the lip of a lion. ↗

— William Tecumseh Sherman

#dare #eat #flea #his #lion

Love is like breakfast with Mildred. Who’s Mildred? How the heck should I know? I don’t eat breakfast.
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— Jarod Kintz

#breakfast #food #funny #humor #love

I like sex for breakfast, kid. I eat early and often. ↗

— Karen Marie Moning

#ryodan #sex #karen-marie-moning

Friendship is like putting butter on your socks before you slide them on. Sure, we all do it occasionally, but most of us would rather eat breakfast bare-handed at least once in a while. 
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— Jarod Kintz

#butter #food #friendship #funny #humor