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#breakfast

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The radio signal was scrambled, and so were my eggs. I got tired of eating commercial breaks for breakfast. 



Jarod Kintz


#commercials #eating #eggs #food #radio

Anisette! You will eat your food, not demonstrate aerial warfare across the table with it.


T.A. Miles


#food #manners #nathaine-fannael #siblings #food

Her cuisine is limited but she has as good an idea of breakfast as a Scotchwoman." [Sherlock Holmes, on Mrs. Hudson's cooking.]


Arthur Conan Doyle


#cooking #cuisine #food #limitations #scotch

When you wake up in the morning, Pooh," said Piglet at last, "what's the first thing you say to yourself?" "What's for breakfast?" said Pooh. "What do you say, Piglet?" "I say, I wonder what's going to happen exciting today?" said Piglet. Pooh nodded thoughtfully. "It's the same thing," he said.


A.A. Milne


#winnie-the-pooh #wonder

People who insist on telling their dreams are among the terrors of the breakfast table.


Max Beerbohm


#breakfast #dreams #insist #people #table

Oh, my friends, be warned by me, That breakfast, dinner, lunch and tea, Are all human frame requires.


Hilaire Belloc


#dinner #frame #friends #human #human frame

It is a horrible fact that we can read in the daily paper, without interrupting our breakfast, numerical reckonings of death and destruction that ought to break our hearts or scare us out of our wits.


Wendell Berry


#breakfast #daily #death #destruction #fact

I get up around 7 a.m. That's very early for a stand-up comic. Then I'll have breakfast with my husband, the artist Al Ridenour, take my three dogs for a walk and commence with my work.


Margaret Cho


#around #artist #breakfast #comic #commence

There should be more booing in shops and restaurants and places like that when when the service is bad. If you've had a poor breakfast in a hotel, you should put your knife and fork down and boo.


Jenny Eclair


#boo #booing #breakfast #down #fork

I myself prefer my New Zealand eggs for breakfast.


Elizabeth II


#eggs #i #myself #new #new zealand






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