#bunk

That wasn't the way that things was supposed to be. And all because the so-called culture that I thought was right, that I thought it was cool, and I thought it was fun, and it was exciting at the time. It all led to me laying in a prison bunk by myself with no one to talk to but myself. ↗

— Michael Vick

#bunk #cool #culture #exciting #fun

Time is bunk. ↗

— Douglas Adams

#time

My dear, did you ever stop to think what a wonderful bunker you would make? ↗

— Walter Hagen

#dear #did #ever #make #stop

Houdini, the magician who debunked magic, could not bear to see the great rationalist [Arthur Conan] Doyle enchanted by ghosts and frauds. And so he did what any friend would: He set out to prove spiritualism false and rob his friend Doyle of the only comforting fiction that was keeping him sane. It was the least he could do. ↗

— John Hodgman

#debunking #friendship #harry-houdini #spiritualism #friendship

Went to 16 and hit a really bad 3 wood for my second shot and got stuck in the bunker about 70 yards from the pin. Poor execution, chunked it, hit a good chip up to about eight feet, missed it. ↗

— Trent Dilfer

#bad #bunker #chip #eight #execution

My second favorite household chore is ironing. My first being hitting my head on the top bunk bed until I faint. ↗

— Erma Bombeck

#being #bunk #chore #faint #favorite

Exercise is bunk. If you are healthy, you don't need it: if you are sick you should not take it. ↗

— Henry Ford

#exercise #healthy #need #should #sick

I blame my mother for my poor sex life. All she told me was 'the man goes on top and the woman underneath.' For three years my husband and I slept in bunk beds. ↗

— Joan Rivers

#blame #bunk #goes #husband #i

What I did, you know, being away from my family, letting so many people down. I let myself down, not being out on the football field, being in a prison bed, in a prison bunk, writing letters home, you know. That wasn't my life. ↗

— Michael Vick

#bed #being #bunk #did #down

I was in the back part of the bunker, so I had to carry the whole bunker. It was probably 20 yards. ↗

— Trent Dilfer

#bunker #carry #had #i #part