#buy

If I'm a game show host, will someone buy a ticket to see me do standup? To do a dramatic role in a movie? ↗

— Howie Mandel

#dramatic #dramatic role #game #game show #host

They consistently hobble artists' in the name of selling more units then are surprised when the fans don't buy the lukewarm music this produces. So they then drop the artist. ↗

— Malcolm Wilson

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But paying is part of the game of life: it is the joy of buying that we crave. ↗

— Gilbert Parker

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I'm afraid of buying a house or anything, 'cause if there's one paparazzi outside for one day, then they'll never leave. ↗

— Robert Pattinson

#anything #buying #cause #day #house

What we buy, and pay for, is part of ourselves. ↗

— Amelia Edith Huddleston Barr

#ourselves #part #pay

I met this wonderful girl at Macy's. She was buying clothes and I was putting Slinkies on the escalator. ↗

— Steven Wright

#clothes #escalator #girl #i #met

Buying books would be a good thing if one could also buy the time to read them in: but as a rule the purchase of books is mistaken for the appropriation of their contents. ↗

— Arthur Schopenhauer

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Sometimes it's good to do something that you've never done before, so yesterday, I went out to buy Elton John's new album. ↗

— Arthur Smith

#before #buy #done #elton #good

I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things that money can buy. ↗

— Steve Martin

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We had two rules growing up in my house: If you're going to take a shower, do it with whomever you're dating so you don't waste water; and if you buy one for yourself, buy six, because everybody's going to want one. ↗

— Moon Unit Zappa

#buy #dating #everybody #going #growing