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One of the few good things about modern times: If you die horribly on television, you will not have died in vain. You will have entertained us. ↗


— Kurt Vonnegut


#life #philosophical #life

If you only had 48 hours left to live, would you spend it like you normally spend your weekends? If not, why spend 2/7th of your life wasting your free time? After all, free time isn’t free. Free time is the most expensive time you have, because nobody pays for it but you. But that also makes it the most valuable time you have, as you alone stand to reap the profits from spending it wisely. ↗


— Jarod Kintz


#free #musing #philosophical #philosophy #time

Hobbes: Do you think there's a God? Calvin: Well, somebody's out to get me! ↗


— Bill Watterson


#god #hobbes #life #life

Hobbes: Jump! Jump! Jump! I win! Calvin: You win? Aaugghh! You won last time! I hate it when you win! Aarrggh! Mff! Gnnk! I hate this game! I hate the whole world! Aghhh! What a stupid game! You must have cheated! You must have used some sneaky, underhanded mindmeld to make me lose! I hate you! I didn't want to play this idiotic game in the first place! I knew you'd cheat! I knew you'd win! Oh! Oh! Aarg! [Calvin runs in circles around Hobbes screaming "Aaaaaaaaaaaa", then falls over.] Hobbes: Look, it's just a game. Calvin: I know! You should see me when I lose in real life! ↗


— Bill Watterson


#calvin #hobbes #humor #humor

There is a cult of ignorance in the United States, and there has always been. The strain of anti-intellectualism has been a constant thread winding its way through our political and cultural life, nurtured by the false notion that democracy means that "my ignorance is just as good as your knowledge. ↗


— Isaac Asimov


#intellectual #political #willful-ignorance #life

Life is like topography, Hobbes. There are summits of happiness and success, flat stretches of boring routine and valleys of frustration and failure. ↗


— Bill Watterson


#life

That which today calls itself science gives us more and more information, and indigestible glut of information, and less and less understanding. ↗


— Edward Abbey


#gives #glut #information #itself #less

It's just life, so keep dancing through. ↗


— Stephen Schwartz


#fiyero #galinda #glinda #nessa #nessarose

Avoid loud and aggressive persons, they are vexations to the spirit. ↗


— Max Ehrmann


#philosophical #inspirational

I say, if your knees aren’t green by the end of the day, you ought to seriously re-examine your life. ↗


— Bill Watterson


#hobbes #life






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