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People ask whether I put the politics first, journalism first or the comedy first; it doesn't really matter. I'm just playing with the cards that I have been dealt because I really love doing what I do.


Mark Thomas


#because #been #cards #comedy #dealt

That D.C. grand jury investigation of Abramoff can't go on forever. Eventually the lawyers at the Public Integrity Section will go to their bosses with some decisions about just who they want to indict. That's when Al Gonzales will have to show his cards.


Joshua Micah Marshall


#abramoff #al #bosses #cards #decisions

One of the world's most popular entertainments is a deck of cards, which contains thirteen each of four suits, highlighted by kings, queens and jacks, who are possibly the queen's younger, more attractive boyfriends.


Lemony Snicket


#cards #entertainment #queens #king

Jace, There is no wedding! Stop Isabelle! Sit on her if you have to. Just stop her from doing whatever she's doing or I can never come home. -Alec


Cassandra Clare


#jace-lightwood #postcards #city-of-fallen-angels

Dear Alec and Magnus, I known we're not really close, but Isabelle just came by to drop off a pleated orange velvet tux that she claims I will be wearing to your wedding. Is this true, and if so, why orange? -Simon


Cassandra Clare


#simon-lewis #city-of-fallen-angels

I think an autumnal theme would be nice. -Magnus ABORT! ABORT! Isabelle, are you insane? -Alec


Cassandra Clare


#magnus-bane #postcards #autumn

Hey guys! Wish you were here, except not really. We're having fun. Check it out-the pyramids! -Alec and Magnus


Cassandra Clare


#magnus-bane #postcards #magnus-bane

Dear Alec and Magnus, How are you? Everything's just fine here. Thanks for you postcard with the picture of the Taj Mahal. It looks nice. Disregard my last few postcards. I see I overdid it. To make it up to you, I'm going to redecorate Magnus's loft for free. -Izzy


Cassandra Clare


#isabelle-lightwood #magnus-bane #postcards #magnus-bane

Dear Alec, As your best friend and parabatai, I am offended not to have been asked to be your best man at the wedding. Et tu, Brutus. -Jace Alec , he really is upset. He hasn't washed his hair in three days. -Clary


Cassandra Clare


#clary-fray #jace-lightwood #postcards #clary-fray

I love lists. Always have. when I was 14, I wrote down every dirty word I knew on file cards and placed them in alphabetical order. I have a thing about about collections, and a list is a collection with purchase. (Wired Magazine, "Step One: Make a List", October 2012)


Adam Savage


#dirty-words #file-cards #lists #love






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