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If you can’t find good in your own country, you won’t find it anywhere else.” The words slipped out from Zaki Bey, but he felt that they were ungracious so he smiled to lessen their impact on Busayna, who had stood up and was saying bitterly, “You don’t understand because you’re well-off. When you’ve stood for two hours at the bus stop or taken three different buses and had to go through hell every day just to get home, when your house has collapsed and the government has left you sitting with your children in a tent on the street, when the police officer has insulted you and beaten you just because you’re on a minibus at night, when you’ve spent the whole day going around the shops looking for work and there isn’t any, when you’re a fine sturdy young man with an education and all you have in your pockets is a pound, or sometimes nothing at all, then you’ll know why we hate Egypt. ↗


— Alaa Al Aswany


#education

I think there's nothing better in the world than a spirited discussion about the Bible and Jesus and God and the Catholic faith, or the Jewish faith, or the Muslim faith - any religion. ↗


— Elizabeth Vargas


#any #better #bible #catholic #catholic faith

Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea. ↗


— Robert A. Heinlein


#cats #dogs #get #idea #men

It's up to the artist to use language that can be understood, not hide it in some private code. Most of these jokers don't even want to use language you and I know or can learn . . . they would rather sneer at us and be smug, because we 'fail' to see what they are driving at. If indeed they are driving at anything--obscurity is usually the refuge of incompetence. ↗


— Robert A. Heinlein


#art #clarity #communication #writing #art

No one believes you’re serious until bodies start to fall. -Vlad ↗


— Jeaniene Frost


#cat #humor #night-huntress #vlad #humor

To err is human, to purr is feline. ↗


— Robert Byrne


#err #error #feline #human #humor

Silence isn't golden and it surely doesn't mean consent, so start practicing the art of communication. ↗


— T.D. Jakes


#inspirational-life #inspirational-quotes #quotes-i-love #quotes-that-make-sense #silence

Lucifer's bouncing balls, Kitten, not again!" Uh-oh. I squirmed, instinctively also trying to block Tony's body from his view. As if that made him any less dead. "She was going to stab you," I said in my defense. "Look in her hand!" He was looking at the ground near my feet instead. "Him, too?" I nodded, sheepish. "He jumped me." Bones just stared. "You're not a woman," he said finally. "You're the Grim Reaper with red hair! ↗


— Jeaniene Frost


#humor #humor

I realize that some of you may have come in hopes of hearing tips on how to become a professional writer. I say to you, "If you really want to hurt your parents, and you don't have the nerve to be a homosexual, the least you can do is go into the arts. But do not use semicolons. They are transvestite hermaphrodites, standing for absolutely nothing. All they do is show you've been to college. ↗


— Kurt Vonnegut


#education #hurt #writers-on-writing #art

I flung open the door. I got a momentary flash of about a hundred and fifteen cats of all sizes and colours scrapping in the middle of the room, and then they all shot past me with a rush and out of the front door; and all that was left of the mobscene was the head of a whacking big fish, lying on the carpet and staring up at me in a rather austere sort of way, as if it wanted a written explanation and apology. ↗


— P.G. Wodehouse


#fish #humor #humor






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