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#cats

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Oh, Hank," Susan whispered, "their wings are furry." "Oh, James," Harriet whispered, "their hands are kind.


Ursula K. Le Guin


#compassion #fantasy #friendship #kids #wonder

Dogs have their day but cats have 365.


Lilian Jackson Braun


#dogs #funny #funny

The cat dropped the rat between its two front paws. "There are those," it said with a sigh, in tones as smooth as oiled silk, "who have suggested that the tendency of a cat to play with its prey is a merciful one - after all, it permits the occasional funny little running snack to escape, from time to time. How often does your dinner get to escape?


Neil Gaiman


#funny

Once when I had remarked on the affection quite often found between cat and dog, my friend replied, "Yes. But I bet no dog would ever confess it to the other dogs.


C.S. Lewis


#dogs #embarrassment #friendship #friendship

Then it suddenly and theatrically began to clean itself in the way cats do when they want you to know what a big deal you aren't.


Adam Rex


#funny #funny

Mister didn't come with me on cases, being above such trivial matters, but he found me pleasant company when I was at home and not moving around too much, except when he didn't, in which case he went rambling


Jim Butcher


#home

A house isn't a home without the ineffable contentment of a cat with its tail folded about its feet. A cat gives mystery, charm, suggestion.


L.M. Montgomery


#home

Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea.


Robert A. Heinlein


#cats #dogs #get #idea #men

To err is human, to purr is feline.


Robert Byrne


#err #error #feline #human #humor

I flung open the door. I got a momentary flash of about a hundred and fifteen cats of all sizes and colours scrapping in the middle of the room, and then they all shot past me with a rush and out of the front door; and all that was left of the mobscene was the head of a whacking big fish, lying on the carpet and staring up at me in a rather austere sort of way, as if it wanted a written explanation and apology.


P.G. Wodehouse


#fish #humor #humor






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