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Chastity always takes its toll. In some it produces pimples; in others, sex laws.


Karl Kraus


#humor #sex #humor

Right, cause I'm bleeding all over the place for shits and giggles.


Julie Kagawa


#humor #meghan-chase #humor

Percy tried to remember. He really did. For some reason, Annabeth and he had visited a spa and decided to destroy it. He couldn't imagine why. Maybe they hadn't like the deep-tissue massage? Maybe they'd gotten bad manicures?


Rick Riordan


#circe #percy-jackson #imagination

Noah started this chase and I stood before him, waiting to be caught. He could have me, but he refused to move. Only now did I realize why. He wanted to be caught. He was waiting for me to chase him.


Michelle Hodkin


#caught #chase #love #love

Hoover Dam," Thalia said. "It's huge." We stood at the river's edge, looking up at a curve of concrete that loomed between the cliffs. People were walking along the top of the dam. They were so tiny they looked like fleas. The naiads had left with a lot of grumbling—not in words I could understand, but it was obvious they hated this dam blocking up their nice river. Our canoes floated back downstream, swirling in the wake from the dam's discharge vents. "Seven hundred feet tall," I said. "Built in the 1930s." "Five million cubic acres of water," Thalia said. Graver sighed. "Largest construction project in the United States." Zoe stared at us. "How do you know all that?" "Annabeth," I said. "She liked architecture." "She was nuts about monuments," Thalia said. "Spouted facts all the time." Grover sniffled. "So annoying." "I wish she were here," I said.


Rick Riordan


#grover-underwood #percy-jackson #thalia-grace #zoe-nightshade #architecture

Don't worry about it, Mikey," Dee said comfortingly. "You'll probably be next, so you won't be here when our Great Deception comes crashing down.


L.J. Smith


#michael #the-chase #the-forbidden-game #deception

Oh, my dear! I’m afraid you’ve mistaken me for someone else! My name is Rhea Silvia. I was the mother to Romulus and Remus, thousands of years ago. But you’re so kind to think I look as young as the 1950s.


Rick Riordan


#audrey-hepburn #funny #lol #percy-jackson #rhea-silvia

In the old legends, Arachne had gotten into trouble because of pride. She’d bragged about her tapestries being better than Athena’s, which had led to Mount Olympus’s first reality TV punishment program: 'So You Think You Can Weave Better Than a Goddess?' Arachne had lost in a big way.


Rick Riordan


#athena #funny #humor #lol #wicked

Um, dad?" I called "How's it going?" "Percy!" Annabeth whispered. "We're in a hurry!


Rick Riordan


#percy-jackson #poseidon #percy-jackson

You are hurrying to the sweet place, To the nonsense chasing your spirit And in the nonsense you look for answers.


Dejan Stojanovic


#chasing #circling #dejan-stojanovic #hurrying #literature






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