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Just hear me out. While you were napping, I was busy chatting up our allies. Didn't you know--your woman's a golden-tongued ambassador! My sisters always said I graduated from the shock-and-awe school of diplomacy, but joke 'em if they can't take a fuck, right?


Kresley Cole


#berserker #declan-chase #dreams-of-a-dark-warrior #immortals-after-dark #kresley-cole

Please, Percy...change your clothes. You smell like you've been run over by an electric horse.


Rick Riordan


#heroes-of-olympus #horses #humor #hygiene #percy-jackson

Love doesn't tell time. Love is simply just there or it isnt.


Linda Schroeder


#love

Once she was gone, I knelt next to Annabeth and felt her forehead. She was still burning up. "You're cute when you're worried," she muttered. "Your eyebrows get all scrunched together." "You are not going to die while I owe you a favor," I said. "Why did you take that knife?" "You would've done the same for me." It was true. I guess we both knew it. Still, I felt like somebody was poking my heart with a cold metal rod.


Rick Riordan


#debt #favor #friendship #knife #percy-jackson

You’ve always been the girl worth fighting for, and one day, I know I’ll be fighting for you.


Angela Richardson


#love #love

Good fighting with you, Seaweed Brain." Ditto.


Rick Riordan


#percy-jackson #brain

She screams my name, and I know she’s coming. God, I love her voice.


Emma Chase


#tangled #love

No sex?" He looked at me in disbelief. "Well if you can't have ze sex, what can you do?" For the sake of simplicity I took my left arm and lined it up just under my collarbones. "Nothing below here," I said. I took my right arm and lined it up to my knees. "Nothing above here." "What about your armpit?" he asked. "Can your boyfriend do anything he wants to your armpit?" I thought about it. Armpits seemed pretty harmless. "Yeah," I said optimistically. "My boyfriend can do anything he wants to my armpit." "This is good," the Frenchman said. "He can stick his penis in and out of your armpit, and if you grow hair there it is almost like vagine." Is it too late to change my answer? I wondered, pulling a cardigan over my bare shoulders and covering any hint of an invitation.


Elna Baker


#humor #lds #mormon #mormonism #sex

Love with pride is like chasing the pavement. There'll be a long chasing until it ends.


Dee Prathia


#love #pride #love

Happiness doesn't have to be chased...it merely has to be chosen.


Mandy Hale


#chasing #choosing-happiness #happiness #happy #positive-thinking






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