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#cheese

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The only way to get vegetables at a diner late night is to order the omelette. A feta cheese and broccoli omelette.


Lisa Loeb


#cheese #diner #get #late #late night

My whole family is lactose intolerant and when we take pictures we can't say cheese.


Jay London


#family #intolerant #pictures #say #take

Yeah, I made it. It sneaks up on you. You're some schmuck and you wake up one day and you go, Good God, I'm the cheese.


William H. Macy


#day #go #god #good #i

One time Robert Plant was set to check into the same room after I checked out, so I removed every light bulb and ordered up a bunch of stinky cheese and put it under the mattress.


Richard Marx


#bulb #bunch #check #checked #cheese

I always have apples and fruit in the house. It's easier to eat something healthy if it's within reach. I also have yogurt, cheese and crackers, and raw almonds.


Martina McBride


#always #apples #cheese #crackers #easier

Why do we get so angry at ourselves when we eat foods we love? Do you think guys walk around going, 'I just ate a cheeseburger and I'm so mad at myself?'


Martina McBride


#around #ate #cheeseburger #eat #foods

I have my once-a-month nachos, but it's soy cheese and turkey chili on it, so it's somewhat safe. But it's still a big vice for me, because I have a big bowl of it.


Jenny McCarthy


#big #bowl #cheese #chili #i

I'm actually no longer a strict vegan. I don't hang out in the cheese section - I don't even eat cheese. I don't drink milk. But every once in a while I'll have an egg. I'm going to eat eggs that come out of my next-door neighbor's farm, that's just the way it is.


Jason Mraz


#cheese #come #drink #eat #egg

The early bird may get the worm, but its the second mouse that gets the cheese.


Jeremy Paxman


#cheese #early #early bird #get #gets

'Educational' refers to the process, not the object. Although, come to think of it, some of my teachers could easily have been replaced by a cheeseburger.


Terry Prachett


#been #cheeseburger #come #could #easily






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