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I eat a cheeseburger with French fries almost every day.


Cameron Diaz


#cheeseburger #day #eat #every #every day

When the waiter brought the cheese-board, there was a large carrot carved in the shape of a mermaid sitting between the Dolcelatte and the Pecorino. Teo could have sworn that the carrot-mermaid flexed her tail and plunged her little hand inside a smelly Gorgonzola. 'Tyromancy, ye know,' remarked the mermaid. 'The Ancient Art of Divination by Cheese.' Then she pulled her tiny hand out and inspected the green cheese-mold on her tiny fingers. 'Lackaday!' she moaned. 'Stinking! It goes poorly for Venice and Teodora, it do!


Michelle Lovric


#divination #foretelling #humour #mermaid #art

Dessert without cheese is like a beauty with only one eye


Jean Anthelme Brillat-Savarin


#dessert #beauty

A dinner which ends without cheese is like a beautiful woman with only one eye.


Jean-Anthelme Brillat-Savarin


#delicious #beauty

Well, many's the long night I've dreamed of cheese--toasted, mostly...


Robert Louis Stevenson III


#dreams

I am at the moment writing a lengthy indictment against our century. When my brain begins to reel from my literary labors, I make an occasional cheese dip.


John Kennedy Toole


#dip #dunce #food #history #writing

Blue cheese contains natural amphetamines. Why are students not informed about this?


Mark E. Smith


#blue #cheese #contains #informed #natural

No way, that would kill my diet for the week. I don't know how you can stand to eat so unhealthy, Quinn. Just consider it an amuse-biatch.


Steph Campbell


#hilarious #sopapilla-cheesecake-bars #diet

Be the cheeseburger you’ve always dreamed you could be. That’s the advice I’d give to any hamburger running for political office.



Jarod Kintz


#cheeseburger #hamburger #politicians #politics #dreams

Cheese runners shouted at it, tried to grab it, and flailed at it with sticks, but the piratical cheese scythed onward, reaching the bottom just ahead of the terrible carnage of men and cheeses as they piled up. Then it rolled back to the top and sat there demurely while still gently vibrating. At the bottom of the slope, fights were breaking out among the cheese jockeys who were still capable of punching somebody, and since everybody was watching that, Tiffany took the opportunity to snatch up Horace and shove him in her bag. After all, he was hers. Well, that was to say she had made him, although something odd must have gone into the mix since Horace was the only cheese that would eat mice and, if you didn't nail him down, other cheeses as well.


Terry Pratchett


#horace-the-blue-cheese #funny






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