#cheese

I went into a French restaraunt and asked the waiter, 'Have you got frog's legs?' He said, 'Yes,' so I said, 'Well hop into the kitchen and get me a cheese sandwich.' ↗

— Tommy Cooper

#cheese #french #frog #get #got

I can't be on the cheeseburger diet all the time. ↗

— Bobby Flay

#diet #i #time

Inviting the invading army over for dinner, buffet style, is a bad idea. Especially when I just took a bath in the last of your mac and cheese.  ↗

— Jarod Kintz

#bad-idea #bath #buffet #dinner #food

Age is not important unless you're a cheese. ↗

— Helen Hayes

#cheese #important #unless #you

Like most struggling writers trying to get their scripts commissioned, I had to do something odd to pay the rent. So, aged 21, I started up my own small cheesecake company in Philadelphia. ↗

— Nancy Meyers

#cheesecake #commissioned #company #get #had

I think cheese smells funny, but I feel bananas "are" funny. I'm assuming Swamp told the whole story of the executives seriously asking us to replace the banana with cheese because they thought it was funnier. ↗

— Joe Murray

#assuming #banana #bananas #because #cheese

I like a cheese and pickle. Nice cheese and pickle on a real old-fashioned bread. Ploughman's lunch. ↗

— Gary Oldman

#cheese #i #like #lunch #nice

Cheese is milk's leap toward immortality. ↗

— Cliff Fadiman

#immortality #leap #milk #toward

I want a cheeseburger so badly, but I have to be a vampire in a few weeks. ↗

— Kristen Stewart

#cheeseburger #few #i #vampire #want

We did talk about cheese on our first date. ↗