#cheese

'Educational' refers to the process, not the object. Although, come to think of it, some of my teachers could easily have been replaced by a cheeseburger. ↗

— Terry Prachett

#been #cheeseburger #come #could #easily

My dear Excellency! I have not gone to war to collect cheese and eggs, but for another purpose. ↗

— Manfred von Richthofen

#cheese #collect #dear #eggs #excellency

Washington, DC is to lying what Wisconsin is to cheese. ↗

— Dennis Miller

#dc #lying #washington #wisconsin

The cheese board is my big treat at Christmas that I have to deny myself during the rest of year. ↗

— Johnny Vegas

#board #cheese #christmas #deny #during

I enjoyed retirement the right way... linguine con vongole, red wine and plenty of truffle cheese. ↗

— Craig Kilborn

#con #enjoyed #i #plenty #red

So, basically, my view is I don't want to support the exploitation of animals, and within reason, I will do what I can to avoid it, but it's not like it's a religion for me. It's not like I consider I'm polluted if somehow some bit of milk or cheese or something passes my lips. ↗

— Peter Singer

#basically #bit #cheese #consider #exploitation

Life is too short to miss out on the beautiful things like a double cheeseburger. ↗

— Channing Tatum

#beautiful things #cheeseburger #double #life #life is too short

I don't care what you Yanks say, cheese should not whiz. ↗

— Janette Rallison

#cheese-whiz #food #humor #leprechaun #food

If my love were a bagel, I’d put cream cheese on it. But it’s not a bagel, so I just put cheddar on top. Would you like to try a sample?  ↗

— Jarod Kintz

#breakfast #cheddar #cheese #cream-cheese #love

If you are able to introduce a white person to a new cheese, it's like introducing them to a future spouse. ↗