#cheese

I had cottage cheese for lunch and a glass of wine when I got home tonight. ↗

— Sally Quinn

#cottage #glass #got #had #home

Sometimes, Hem, things change and they are never the same again. This looks like one of those times. That's life! Life moves on. And so should we. ↗

— Spencer Johnson

#who-moved-my-cheese #change

Well, many's the long night I've dreamed of cheese--toasted, mostly... ↗

— Robert Louis Stevenson III

#dreams

An ice sculpture in the Sahara makes about as much sense as donkey left open gaping wagon, Sergeant (add cream cheese sparingly).
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— Jarod Kintz

#cream-cheese #donkey #ice-sculpture #nonsensical #open

I want to make pants out of tuna fish, to accompany my cottage cheese thighs. ↗

— Jarod Kintz

#fat #funny #pants #tuna-fish #funny

...‘All this suffering,’ I said, ‘and nothing but greed and violence to build on when the war is over.’ ‘Have another soda-mint,’ said Charles. I had one. Then I said, ‘Why are we here? That’s what I don’t understand. Why be here at all when it all has to be so beastly?’ ‘I suppose we just came, like mould on cheese.’ ‘Then why do we want to be happy? Mould on cheese doesn’t want to be happy.’ ... ↗

— Joyce Dennys

#meaning-of-life #home

Cottage cheese, broken down into its simplest form, is milk that has been curdled to mimic the cellulite its consumption is meant to banish. ↗

— Elsie Love

#cottage-cheese #humor #quotes #love

I just don't see the point of not eating cheese. I mean, if God didn't want us to eat cheese, would he have let man invent it? ↗

— Lisa Samson

#christian #food #food

Cheese is milk's leap towards immortality. ↗

— Clifton Fadiman

#immortality #leap #milk #towards

Right now, I'm as single as a slice of American cheese. ↗

— Nick Cannon

#cheese #i #now #right #single