#cheese

One of the things I love about New York is that it's one of the only places where you could have an entire restaurant dedicated to macaroni and cheese. ↗

— Savannah Guthrie

#cheese #could #dedicated #entire #i

Fettucini alfredo is macaroni and cheese for adults. ↗

— Mitch Hedberg

#cheese #macaroni

Now, have I ever been tempted to break into a Krispy Kreme doughnut store in the middle of the night? Oh, yeah. God help us if I had a minibar stocked with cheesecake and chicken-fried steak. ↗

— Mike Huckabee

#break #cheesecake #doughnut #ever #god

Poets have been mysteriously silent on the subject of cheese. ↗

— G.K. Chesterton

#poetry #poets

To help my muscles rebuild after I work out, I have a small serving of cottage cheese. ↗

— Brooke Burns

#cheese #cottage #help #i #muscles

I have my once-a-month nachos, but it's soy cheese and turkey chili on it, so it's somewhat safe. But it's still a big vice for me, because I have a big bowl of it. ↗

— Jenny McCarthy

#big #bowl #cheese #chili #i

The early bird may get the worm, but its the second mouse that gets the cheese. ↗

— Jeremy Paxman

#cheese #early #early bird #get #gets

Washington, DC is to lying what Wisconsin is to cheese. ↗

— Dennis Miller

#dc #lying #washington #wisconsin

The cheese board is my big treat at Christmas that I have to deny myself during the rest of year. ↗

— Johnny Vegas

#board #cheese #christmas #deny #during

Democrats always like to brag that their guys are smarter than the opponents and Republicans always like to brag that their guys are more moral than the opponents. But if you're looking for morals in politics you're looking for bananas in the cheese department. ↗

— Harry Shearer

#bananas #brag #cheese #democrats #department