#cheese

Blue cheese contains natural amphetamines. Why are students not informed about this? ↗

— Mark E. Smith

#blue #cheese #contains #informed #natural

Cottage cheese, broken down into its simplest form, is milk that has been curdled to mimic the cellulite its consumption is meant to banish. ↗

— Elsie Love

#cottage-cheese #humor #quotes #love

I just don't see the point of not eating cheese. I mean, if God didn't want us to eat cheese, would he have let man invent it? ↗

— Lisa Samson

#christian #food #food

Cheese is milk's leap towards immortality. ↗

— Clifton Fadiman

#immortality #leap #milk #towards

What happens to the hole when the cheese is gone? ↗

— Bertolt Brecht

#gone #happens #hole

Nothing says holidays, like a cheese log. ↗

— Ellen DeGeneres

#cheese #holidays #like #log #nothing

I usually eat six times a day, small meals. For breakfast, an egg and a corn tortilla, salsa and cilantro, and some ham. For snacks, I'll have an apple, some string cheese, a yogurt. For lunch I'll have salad with protein in it and for dinner usually steamed vegetables and chicken or fish. ↗

— Sprague Grayden

#breakfast #cheese #chicken #corn #day

I have this wonderful personal chef who sources and stocks all my organic produce and I basically live on five smoothies a day. I'm totally vegan. I blend this green concoction with kale, cucumber, broccoli, string beans, avocado. My protein comes from protein powder. There is absolutely no milk, butter, cheese. ↗

— Larry Hagman

#basically #beans #blend #broccoli #butter

I could have made a fortune in cheeseburgers, but I finally chose politics. ↗

— Francois Hollande

#chose #could #finally #fortune #i

Poets have been mysteriously silent on the subject of cheese. ↗

— G.K. Chesterton

#poetry #poets