#cheese

I want to make pants out of tuna fish, to accompany my cottage cheese thighs. ↗

— Jarod Kintz

#fat #funny #pants #tuna-fish #funny

...‘All this suffering,’ I said, ‘and nothing but greed and violence to build on when the war is over.’ ‘Have another soda-mint,’ said Charles. I had one. Then I said, ‘Why are we here? That’s what I don’t understand. Why be here at all when it all has to be so beastly?’ ‘I suppose we just came, like mould on cheese.’ ‘Then why do we want to be happy? Mould on cheese doesn’t want to be happy.’ ... ↗

— Joyce Dennys

#meaning-of-life #home

A long time ago people believed that the world is flat and the moon is made of green cheese. Some still do, to this day. The man on the moon is looking down and laughing. ↗

— Vera Nazarian

#beliefs #believe #cheese #flat #flat-earth

Blue cheese contains natural amphetamines. Why are students not informed about this? ↗

— Mark E. Smith

#blue #cheese #contains #informed #natural

You guys are just jealous because i'm a natural athlete and you can't cross the street without falling on your face." -(Bird) Doug ↗

— R.L. Stine

#say-cheese-and-die #nature

I just don't see the point of not eating cheese. I mean, if God didn't want us to eat cheese, would he have let man invent it? ↗

— Lisa Samson

#christian #food #food

Cheese is milk's leap towards immortality. ↗

— Clifton Fadiman

#immortality #leap #milk #towards

What happens to the hole when the cheese is gone? ↗

— Bertolt Brecht

#gone #happens #hole

I love cheese and biscuits, the stronger the better. ↗

— Eric Bristow

#biscuits #cheese #i #i love #love

Nothing says holidays, like a cheese log. ↗

— Ellen DeGeneres

#cheese #holidays #like #log #nothing