#cheese

I try to avoid cheese, dairy and a lot of meat, but I do like them. ↗

— Lynda Carter

#cheese #dairy #i #i do #like

I can't play anywhere near like I used to, and I was a hot drummer. It doesn't bother me, because frankly, if you get to that point where you can't hold a drumstick properly, there are many other things in life which are far more important, like cutting a loaf of bread or a piece of cheese. ↗

— Phil Collins

#because #bother #bread #cheese #cutting

I went into a French restaraunt and asked the waiter, 'Have you got frog's legs?' He said, 'Yes,' so I said, 'Well hop into the kitchen and get me a cheese sandwich.' ↗

— Tommy Cooper

#cheese #french #frog #get #got

Cheese steaks are the gastronomic icons of this ethnic city. ↗

— Bryan Miller

#city #ethnic #icons #steaks

You do not send me to Brooklyn to get a cheesecake and then I come back and you're gone. ↗

— Brandy Norwood

#brooklyn #cheesecake #come #get #gone

I had acne late, in college. My skin used to be really flawless. Went to college, became a vegetarian, ate a lot of cheese - big mistake. Here I am trying to be healthy and I'm eating grilled cheese sandwiches and french fries every day, having mad eruptions all over my face. ↗

— Wesley Snipes

#am #ate #became #big #big mistake

I want a cheeseburger so badly, but I have to be a vampire in a few weeks. ↗

— Kristen Stewart

#cheeseburger #few #i #vampire #want

My mother and I, our favorite part of any baked pasta is the top, where the cheese gets crusty. ↗

— Giada De Laurentiis

#baked #cheese #favorite #gets #i

When the waiter brought the cheese-board, there was a large carrot carved in the shape of a mermaid sitting between the Dolcelatte and the Pecorino. Teo could have sworn that the carrot-mermaid flexed her tail and plunged her little hand inside a smelly Gorgonzola. 'Tyromancy, ye know,' remarked the mermaid. 'The Ancient Art of Divination by Cheese.' Then she pulled her tiny hand out and inspected the green cheese-mold on her tiny fingers. 'Lackaday!' she moaned. 'Stinking! It goes poorly for Venice and Teodora, it do! ↗

— Michelle Lovric

#divination #foretelling #humour #mermaid #art

Some people think destiny is something you cannot escape, such as death or a curdled cheesecake, both of which always turn up sooner or later. ↗

— Lemony Snicket

#death #destiny #fate #death