#chi

My father was the king of the joke-tellers. I was so impressed as a child watching him, holding people in rapt attention. ↗

— Carol Leifer

#child #father #him #holding #i

I don't make a habit of watching tennis matches, but I try to watch all the major finals. I try to make time for that. So unless I have something going with the kids where I can't, I try to watch, and I enjoy that. ↗

— Ivan Lendl

#finals #going #habit #i #kids

It's a bit embarrassing watching myself, but I couldn't get someone else to play me, that would've been stupid. ↗

— Sean Lennon

#bit #else #embarrassing #get #i

I understand what it is for a woman to want to protect their children and give them the best they can. ↗

— Annie Lennox

#children #give #i #protect #their

It's a very telling thing when you have children. You have to be there for them, you've got to set an example, when you're not sure what your example is, and anyway the world is changing so fast you don't know what is appropriate anymore. ↗

— Annie Lennox

#anyway #appropriate #changing #children #example

Here's something to think about: How come you never see a headline like 'Psychic Wins Lottery'? ↗

— Jay Leno

#come #headline #here #how #like

Baseball happens to be a game of cumulative tension but football, basketball and hockey are played with hand grenades and machine guns. ↗

— John Leonard

#baseball #basketball #cumulative #football #game

Aspiring to a souffle, he achieves a pancake at which the reader saws without much appetite. ↗

— John Leonard

#appetite #aspiring #much #pancake #reader

In my childhood, America was like a religion. Then, real-life Americans abruptly entered my life - in jeeps - and upset all my dreams. ↗

— Sergio Leone

#america #childhood #dreams #entered #life

I was one of the most brilliant liars as a child. ↗

— Tea Leoni

#child #i #liars #most