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If you would have a boy to despise his mother, let her keep him at home, and spend her life in petting him up, and slaving to indulge his follies and caprices. ↗


— Anne Brontë


#contempt #mother #over-indulgence #upbringing #home

What must I do now?” Mrs. Muller considered her silently for a while. “You are still a child. You must go where you are told and do as you are told. But it won’t always be so. Soon you will be in charge of yourself. Until that time: Be aware. Listen. Look. Touch. Smell. And remember. But for now, you must go home. ↗


— Masha du Toit


#children #do-as-you-re-told #growing-up #home

I know that big people don't like questions from children. They can ask all the questions they like, How's school? Are you a good boy? Did you say your prayers? but if you ask them did they say their prayers you might be hit on the head. ↗


— Frank McCourt


#humor #humor

I’ve met plenty of embarrassing parents, but Kronos, the evil Titan Lord who wanted to destroy Western Civilization? Not the kind of dad you invited to school for Career Day. ↗


— Rick Riordan


#embarrassment #humor #kronos #humor

At such times the universe gets a little closer to us. They are strange times, times of beginnings and endings. Dangerous and powerful. And we feel it even if we don't know what it is. These times are not necessarily good, and not necessarily bad. In fact, what they are depends on what *we* are. ↗


— Terry Pratchett


#life #terry-pratchett #tiffany-aching #truth #witches

Anyone who has no need of anybody but himself is either a beast or a God." Aristotle ↗


— Bruce Wayne Sullivan


#animals #childhood-memories #dogs #good-book #life-struggles

As Lacy waited for her turn to speak on Peter's behalf, she thought back to the first time she realized she could hate her own child. ↗


— Jodi Picoult


#hate #lacy #motherhood #peter #unconditional-love

My parents are going to kill me!" "That seems rather harsh... ↗


— Garth Nix


#humor #paranoia #parents #humor

Sweater, n. Garment worn by child when its mother is feeling chilly. ↗


— Ambrose Bierce


#children #clothes #clothing #definition #humor

Be sure to lie to your kids about the benevolent, all-seeing Santa Claus. It will prepare them for an adulthood of believing in God. ↗


— Scott Dikkers


#atheism #childhood #humor #kids #parenting






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