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#childrens

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I don't know anyone who remembers meeting their parents when they were a baby so i'm just like everybody else. -Zoey (100% Real)


Tara Michener


#bullying #children-s-books #childrens-literature #self-esteem #literature-quotes

When beetles fight these battles in a bottle with their paddles and the bottle's on a poodle and the poodle's eating noodles... ...they call this a muddle puddle tweetle poodle beetle noodle bottle paddle battle.


Dr. Seuss


#humor #humor

You're dead if you aim only for kids. Adults are only kids grown up, anyway


Walt Disney Company


#kids

I blew that clay pigeon to smithereens. I don't know why Mum got so upset. According to Uncle Andrew she's a crack shot herself. But she says I'm too young. What I'd like to know is how old does a person have to be before they get to do all the fun stuff?


R.L. LaFevers


#humor #supernatural #humor

Here was a flower (the daisy reflected) strangely like itself and yet utterly unlike itself too. Such a paradox has often been the basis for the most impassioned love.


Thomas M. Disch


#flowers #humor #love #humor

Do not lose hope - what you seek will be found.


Neil Gaiman


#fairy-tales #fairy-tales

Life would be perfect if monster would stop farting.


David Chuka


#humor #jokes #monsters #life

Being stubborn won't make you fluent. Practicing will! The more mistakes you make, the more you'll learn not to.


Thanhha Lai


#classic #hope #hope-and-despair #insideoutandbackagain #learning

Life is but a flash of time, a momentous flicker-- in the life that we know and space we live in on earth.© VW


Virginia Wright


#buzz #buzzzzzzzzzz #childrens-books #honeybees #insects

i made myself a snowball As perfect as can be. I thought I'd keep it as a pet, And let it sleep with me. I made it some pajamas And a pillow for it's head. Then last night it ran away, But first - It wet the bed.


Shel Silverstein


#pets #children






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