#chocolate

To me, chocolate was the sole reason we on this earth. ↗

— Esi Edugyan

#food #humor #food

If life let's you down...there is always chocolate:) ↗

— Lolalola

#life #life

man can not live on chocolate .... but women can ↗

— Hannah

#men #women #men

Can I come back and see you sometime?" "Long as you bring me some chocolate," Gramma said, and smiled. "I'm partial to chocolate." "Gramma, you're diabetic." "I'm old, girl. Gonna die of something. Might as well be chocolate. ↗

— Rachel Caine

#smile

The greatest tragedies were written by the Greeks and Shakespeare...neither knew chocolate. ↗

— Sandra Boynton

#tragedy

Coffee and chocolate—the inventor of mocha should be sainted. ↗

— Cherise Sinclair

#coffee #mocha #coffee

As with most fine things, chocolate has its season. There is a simple memory aid that you can use to determine whether it is the correct time to order chocolate dishes: any month whose name contains the letter A, E, or U is the proper time for chocolate. ↗

— Sandra Boynton

#mnemonic #seasons #determination

She knew that people often complained about having a 'bad hair day', but surely they did not wake up in the morning to find their Hair had eaten a whole box of chocolates while they were sleeping! ↗

— Nicholas Reardon

#humor #manga #reardon #ya #humor

The stubby French painter Toulouse-Lautrec supposedly invented chocolate mousse - I find that rather hard to believe, but there you have it. ↗

— Alton Brown

#chocolate #find #french #hard #i

I'm fighting a losing battle here: I'm trying to lose some weight. I love chocolate; that's one of my biggest downfalls. I haven't gotten a whole lot of chocolate, thank goodness, because I'd probably be about 300 pounds. ↗

— Carrie Underwood

#battle #because #biggest #chocolate #fighting