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You know, we can quote the written Word all day to our friends, but nothing will touch them like our own hunger and love for the Word himself. It is not dutiful love that attracts but love freely lavished from a heart familiar with the gardens of heaven. ↗


— Amy Layne Litzelman


#christian #christianity #god #inspirational #inspirational-quotes

Then someone started pounding on the door. And not a little "Hey, what's up?" pound. Like there was a big sale on door pounds down at the Pound Outlet. Buy one, get one free at Pounds-n-Stuff. --Being the Journal of Abby Normal ↗


— Christopher Moore


#christopher-moore #love

The Reformer is always right about what's wrong. However, he's often wrong about what is right. ↗


— G.K. Chesterton


#christianity #humor #protestantism #reformation #religion

I deciced if I were ever to get into booze and women, my line would be, 'Excuse me, madam, but I would really love to bed and muss you. . . . Are you perchance free this evening? ↗


— Rachel Cohn


#humor #romance #teen #humor

PS: I also note that you included the Stalker's Anthem, "Every Breath You Take." I do enjoy your sense of humor, but does Dr. Flynn know? ↗


— E.L. James


#christian-grey #humor

Without the door let sorrow lie, And if for cold it hap to die, We'll bury 't in a Christmas pie, And evermore be merry. ↗


— George Wither


#humor #merriment #wassail #humor

A Christian telling an atheist they're going to hell is as scary as a child telling an adult they're not getting any presents from Santa. ↗


— Ricky Gervais


#christianity #comedy #humor #humour #rationality

Poets do not go mad; but chess-players do. Mathematicians go mad, and cashiers; but creative artists very seldom. I am not, as will be seen, in any sense attacking logic: I only say that this danger does lie in logic, not in imagination. ↗


— G.K. Chesterton


#orthodoxy #imagination

All through the short afternoon they kept coming, the people who counted themselves Father's friends. Young and old, poor and rich, scholarly gentlemen and illiterate servant girls—only to Father did it seem that they were all alike. That was Father's secret: not that he overlooked the differences in people; that he didn't know they were there. ↗


— Corrie Ten Boom


#love #love

Satan never wastes a fiery dart on an area covered in armor. ↗


— Beth Moore


#satan






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