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Thanksgiving was nothing more than a pilgrim-created obstacle in the way of Christmas; a dead bird in the street that forced a brief detour.


Augusten Burroughs


#humor #thanksgiving #humor

Blessed is the season which engages the whole world in a conspiracy of love.


Hamilton Wright Mabie


#love

And in despair I bowed my head; "There is no peace on earth," I said; "For hate is strong, And mocks the song Of peace on earth, good-will to men!" Then pealed the bells more loud and deep: "God is not dead, nor doth he sleep! The Wrong shall fail, the Right prevail, With peace on earth, good-will to men!


Henry Wadsworth Longfellow


#despair #god #hope #poetry #men

You don't seem to understand," I whispered. "It's Christmas relationships that are worrying Carol and me so! It worries us dreadfully! Oh, of course we understand all about the Little Baby Christ! And the camels! And the wise men! And the frankincense! That's easy! But who is Santa Claus? Unless—unless—?" It was Carol himself who signaled me to go on. "Unless—he's the Baby Christ's grandfather?" I thought Derry Willard looked a little bit startled. Carol's ears turned bright red. "Oh, of course—we meant on his mother's side!" I hastened to assure him.


Eleanor Hallowell Abbott


#men

Christmas won't be Christmas without any presents.


Louisa May Alcott


#louisa-may-alcott

Christmas is our annual reminder to look up - pondering celestial stars, to look out - serving those in need, and to look down - glorifying our Lord in humble prayer.


Richelle E. Goodrich


#holidays #lord #prayer #richelle #richelle-goodrich

I'm sure most of us remember being a kid and you have all of this endless time where two weeks before Christmas feels like ten years. I used to go to bed to try and go to sleep to try and make it go faster.


Andrea Arnold


#before #being #christmas #endless #faster

I was a postman one Christmas and I developed a morbid fear of dogs.


Diane Abbott


#developed #dogs #fear #i #morbid

Santa is our culture's only mythic figure truly believed in by a large percentage of the population. It's a fact that most of the true believers are under eight years old, and that's a pity.


Chris Van Allsburg


#believed #believers #culture #eight #fact

Online, there's no time. It's always Christmas.


Lewis Black


#christmas #online #time






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