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If you don't stop I'll give YOU a SMACKINTOSH!


Kristina Fedorov Sofia Fedorov


#mackintosh #siblings #humor

Writing is hard. Not as hard as not writing. Not writing is torturous, bloody, chaotic and a gruesome winless battle. A writer who writes, knows peace, lives connected to truth. Not writing is ache, betrayal, death of the soul and imagination.


Coco J. Ginger


#betrayal #death #imagination #jamie-weise #love

Each moment of worry, anxiety or stress represents lack of faith in miracles, for they never cease.


T.F. Hodge


#belief #faith #lack-of-faith #miracles #quotes

Whoever had said in the guidebooks that the bum bag was a sensible device against theft had lied; no single item of dressware ever invented cried out "mug me" more than a pouch of zip-up plastic suspended by your groin.


Kate Griffin


#fanny-pack #humor #kate-griffin #the-midnight-mayor #humor

I never got to see a proper striptease. Not anything even remotely close. I was stupid and went to literary cafés and spent my time on artistic nonsense instead. Now it is too late. I am old and blind. I must content myself with hearing the garments fall. I dictated this.


Tor Ulven


#resignation #wasted-youth #humor

Tessa had lain down beside him and slid her arm beneath his head, and put her head on his chest,listening to the ever-weakening beat of his heart. And in the shadows they'd whispered, reminding each other of the stories only they knew. Of the girl who had hit over the head with a water jug the boy who had come to rescue her, and how he had fallen in love with her in that instant. Of a ballroom and a balcony and the moon sailing like a ship untethered through the sky. Of the flutter of the wings of the clockwork Angel. Of holy water and blood.


Cassandra Clare


#death #memories #tessa-gray #will-herondale #death

I don't believe this. How can he not want to go to the Savoy? God, it's all right for top businessmen, isn't it? Free champagne, yawn, yawn. Goody bags, yet another party, yawn, how tedious and dull.


Sophie Kinsella


#humor #humor

I'm warning you, that jacket is sexy. The Institute could go up in sexy, sexy flames.


Cassandra Clare


#jace-herondale #jacket #sexy #humor

There's never going to be a great misunderstanding of me. I think I'm a little whacked.


Pamela Anderson


#great #i #i think #little #me

Did we have sex?" he asked directly. For about two minutes, this might actually be fun. "Eric," I said, "we had sex in every position I could imagine, and some I couldn’t. We had sex in every room in my house, and we had sex outdoors. You told me it was the best you’d ever had." (At the time he couldn’t recall all the sex he’d ever had. But he’d paid me a compliment.) "Too bad you can’t remember it," I concluded with a modest smile. Eric looked like I’d hit him in the forehead with a mallet. For all of thirty seconds his reaction was completely gratifying.


Charlaine Harris


#sookie-stackhouse #vampire #imagination






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