#ck

I think what I need to do is stay awake while I'm sleeping so I can see what I'm dreaming better!! ↗

— Neil Leckman

#virtual-cubicle #wurms #dreams

His mouth formed an O with lips torn angry in laying duck's eggs from a chicken's rectum. ↗

— Nathanael West

#mouth #rectum #dreams

If you want to pay me back one day, that's up to you. I'm not asking for it, and I never will. The best way you can pay me back is by becoming the person you want to be. ↗

— C.R. Strahan

#payback #dreams

A blanket could be used as a parachute, for jumping out of dreams.
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— Jarod Kintz

#brick-and-blanket-iq-test #brick-and-blanket-responses #brick-and-blanket-test #brick-and-blanket-uses #funny

A brick could be used to deny you your dreams. And a blanket could be used as a gateway to all your dreams. 
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— Jarod Kintz

#brick-and-blanket-iq-test #brick-and-blanket-responses #brick-and-blanket-test #brick-and-blanket-uses #funny

Lie you easy, dream you light, And sleep you fast for aye; And luckier may you find the night Than ever you found the day. ↗

— A.E. Housman

#life-and-death #luck #night #sleep #the-isle-of-portland

Education never ends, Watson. It is a series of lessons, with the greatest for the last. ↗

— Arthur Conan Doyle

#education

My darling, you are indisposed! You must remain abed for the next eight months. Little Buford - " "I am NOT naming our child Buford... ↗

— Cassandra Clare

#child #clockwork-prince #funny #funny

Fill your mind before you empty your mouth. ↗

— Habeeb Akande

#education #gossip #knowledge #lie #talk

Really sucked the red off of all my candy. ↗

— Faith Hunter

#faith