#ck

I would never do crack... I would never do a drug named after a part of my own ass, okay? ↗

— Denis Leary

#ass #crack #i #my own #named

But you know, my dad called me the laziest white kid he ever met. When I screamed back at him that he was putting down a race of people to call me lazy, his answer was that's not what he was doing, and that I was also the dumbest white kid he ever met. ↗

— Norman Lear

#answer #back #call #called #dad

Most movies suck, even the independent ones. Hollywood is like baseball: Hit three good ones out of 10 and you're a Hall of Famer. ↗

— Denis Leary

#even #good #good ones #hall #hit

I've left specific instructions that I do not want to be brought back during a Republican administration. ↗

— Timothy Leary

#back #brought #during #i #i do

Never relinquish clothing to a hotel valet without first specifically telling him that you want it back. ↗

— Fran Lebowitz

#clothing #first #him #hotel #never

I was reading five or six years ahead of my grade during public school. I was pretty bored. I made a contract with some of my teachers that if I didn't ask too many questions, I could work in the back of the room. ↗

— Joshua Lederberg

#ask #back #bored #contract #could

None of what Barack Obama is doing or wants to do to this country is anything the rest of the world hasn't seen before and already failed at. ↗

— Rush Limbaugh

#anything #barack #barack obama #before #country

I have many shortcomings. I feel very lucky to have been able to have what I've had. ↗

— Joshua Lederberg

#been #feel #had #i #i feel

If you spend all day on horseback, and you hop off, you walk around like you still have a horse between your legs. And it affects your shoulders. They fall. ↗

— Heath Ledger

#all day #around #between #day #fall

I just couldn't take school seriously: I had this guitar neck with four frets which I kept hidden under the desk. It had strings on it so I would practice my chord shapes under the desk and that's about all I did at school. ↗

— Alvin Lee

#chord #desk #did #four #frets