#club

A comedy club is a place where you work out material, you're trying material. ↗

— Chris Rock

#comedy #comedy club #material #out #place

I'll go back to comedy clubs when they get a real no-camera policy, the same way they did with smoking. ↗

— Chris Rock

#clubs #comedy #did #get #get a real

I consider myself gay because at the end of the night, that's who I want to cuddle with. But when I go out, I go to straight clubs. ↗

— Jai Rodriguez

#clubs #consider #end #gay #go

If I had to perform in a comedy club I would bomb; I would be trying too hard. ↗

— Henry Rollins

#club #comedy #comedy club #had #hard

I'm proud to play for Real Madrid because I have fun; when you no longer have fun it's a sign that it's time to leave. For now though, I'm happy here at the greatest club in the world. ↗

— Cristiano Ronaldo

#club #fun #greatest #happy #have fun

It is easier for a man to be loyal to his club than to his planet; the bylaws are shorter, and he is personally acquainted with the other members. ↗

— E. B. White

#club #easier #his #loyal #man

There's a small club of women who are willing to age. ↗

— Debra Winger

#club #small #who #willing #women

I played a lot of tough clubs in my time. Once a guy in one of those clubs wanted to bet me $10 that I was dead. I was afraid to bet. ↗

— Henny Youngman

#bet #clubs #dead #guy #i

I sort of kept my hand in writing and went to work for the Sierra Club in '52, walked the plank there in '69, founded Friends of the Earth and the League of Conservation Voters after that. ↗

— David R. Brower

#club #conservation #earth #founded #friends

I remember cleaning boots at Millwall on £250 a week and feeling like a millionaire. I'd made it then. At that time, if I never played for another club it wouldn't have bothered me too much because I'd made it with a football team in England. ↗

— Timothy F. Cahill

#because #boots #bothered #cleaning #club