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Gilda Radner

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I'd much rather be a woman than a man. Women can cry, they can wear cute clothes, and they are the first to be rescued off of sinking ships.


— Gilda Radner


#women #humor

I base most of my fashion taste on what doesn't itch.


— Gilda Radner


#fashion #i #itch #most #taste

Dreams are like paper, they tear so easily.


— Gilda Radner


#easily #like #paper #tear

I can always be distracted by love, but eventually I get horny for my creativity.


— Gilda Radner


#creativity #distracted #eventually #get #horny

I'd much rather be a woman than a man. Women can cry, they can wear cute clothes, and they're the first to be rescued off sinking ships.


— Gilda Radner


#cry #cute #first #i #man

Comedy is very controlling - you are making people laugh.


— Gilda Radner


#controlling #laugh #making #people #very

You feel completely in control when you hear a wave of laughter coming back at you that you have caused.


— Gilda Radner


#caused #coming #completely #control #feel

I wanted a perfect ending. Now I've learned, the hard way, that some poems don't rhyme, and some stories don't have a clear beginning, middle and end.


— Gilda Radner


#clear #end #ending #hard #hard way

Having cancer gave me membership in an elite club I'd rather not belong to.


— Gilda Radner


#cancer #club #elite #gave #having

I grew up in front of a television. I guess I'll grow old inside of one.


— Gilda Radner


#grew #grow #guess #i #inside






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Did you know about Gilda Radner?

Radner battled bulimia during her time on the show. I have weighed as much as 160 pounds and as little as 93. " In 1988 Radner guest-starred on It's Garry Shandling's Show on Showtime to great critical acclaim.

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