#co

But if applause throws off your timing, then you're not the kind of comedian I would like to see. All you have to do is stand there and take it. ↗

— Jay Mohr

#comedian #i #kind #like #off

Unfortunately, there are no mulligans when it comes to pro football contracts. ↗

— Jay Mohr

#contracts #football #pro #pro football #unfortunately

I focused on where she was from of course, her voice and her history, her relationship with God - her religion. This was probably the strongest relationship she has had, really. She never seemed to maintain close relationships with husbands. ↗

— Gretchen Mol

#course #focused #god #had #her

As the purpose of comedy is to correct the vices of men, I see no reason why anyone should be exempt. ↗

— Moliere

#comedy #correct #exempt #i #i see

The greater the obstacle, the more glory in overcoming it. ↗

— Moliere

#glory #greater #more #obstacle #overcoming

One ought to look a good deal at oneself before thinking of condemning others. ↗

— Moliere

#condemning #deal #good #good deal #look

No matter what Aristotle and the Philosophers say, nothing is equal to tobacco; it's the passion of the well-bred, and he who lives without tobacco lives a life not worth living. ↗

— Moliere

#equal #life #lives #living #matter

The duty of comedy is to correct men by amusing them. ↗

— Moliere

#amusing #comedy #correct #duty #them

There are pretenders to piety as well as to courage. ↗

— Moliere

#piety #pretenders #well

There's nothing quite like tobacco: it's the passion of decent folk, and whoever lives without tobacco doesn't deserve to live. ↗

— Moliere

#deserve #folk #like #live #lives