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My goals are for the U.S. team to get to the second round of the World Cup and to win a championship here in the U.S. with my club team the Columbus Crew.


Brian McBride


#club #columbus #crew #cup #get

Christopher Columbus, as everyone knows, is honored by posterity because he was the last to discover America.


James Joyce


#because #christopher #columbus #discover #everyone

Advice to explorers everywhere: if you would like to recieve due credit for your discoveries, keep a detailed account of your journeys as Columbus did. On Septemeber 28, 1492, after four weeks at sea, he writes: Dear diary...I means journal. Yes, dear journal. That's what I meant to say. Whew. Anyway, we have yet to discover America, and the crew has become increasingly rebellious. I have decided to turn back if we have not spotted it by Columbus Day. Will write again later if not killed by crew. P.S. Last night's buffet was fabulous, the ice sculptures magnificent.


Cuthbert Soup


#columbus #columbus-day #diary #discovering #explorers

I also hate those holidays that fall on a Monday where you don't get mail, those fake holidays like Columbus Day. What did Christopher Columbus do, discover America? If he hadn't, somebody else would have and we'd still be here. Big deal.


John Waters


#america #big #big deal #christopher #columbus

If Columbus had an advisory committee he would probably still be at the dock.


Arthur Goldberg


#columbus #committee #dock #had #probably

What a pity, when Christopher Columbus discovered America, that he ever mentioned it.


Margot Asquith


#christopher #columbus #discovered #ever #mentioned

Imagination has brought mankind through the dark ages to its present state of civilization. Imagination led Columbus to discover America. Imagination led Franklin to discover electricity.


L. Frank Baum


#ages #america #brought #civilization #columbus

Chris Columbus was really interesting to watch how he works with children.


David R. Ellis


#chris #columbus #how #interesting #really

Columbus's real achievement was managing to cross the ocean successfully in both directions. Though an accomplished enough mariner, he was not terribly good at a great deal else, especially geography, the skill that would seem most vital in an explorer. It would be hard to name any figure in history who has achieved more lasting fame with less competence. He spent large parts of eight years bouncing around Caribbean islands and coastal South America convinced that he was in the heart of the Orient and that Japan and China were at the edge of every sunset. He never worked out that Cuba is an island and never once set foot on, or even suspected the existence of, the landmass to the north that everyone thinks he discovered: the United States.


Bill Bryson


#columbus #columbus-day #life

Twenty years ago I wanted to move to a nice place so our Charley would grow up a nice boy and learn a profession. But instead we live in a jungle, so he can only be a wild animal. D'you think I picked the East Side like Columbus picked America?


Abraham Polonsky


#america #animal #boy #charley #columbus






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