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John Waters

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If you go home with somebody, and they don't have books, don't fuck 'em!

— John Waters

#fuck #profanity #reading #read

It wasn't until I started reading and found books they wouldn't let us read in school that I discovered you could be insane and happy and have a good life without being like everybody else.

— John Waters

#reading #life

Being rich is not about how much money you have or how many homes you own; it's the freedom to buy any book you want without looking at the price and wondering if you can afford it.

— John Waters

#wealth #freedom

You have to remember that it is impossible to commit a crime while reading a book.

— John Waters

#reading #commitment

I always wanted to be a juvenile delinquent but my parents wouldn't let me.

— John Waters


The only insult I've ever received in my adult life was when someone asked me, "Do you have a hobby?" A HOBBY?! DO I LOOK LIKE A FUCKING DABBLER?!

— John Waters

#hobby #life

Not wanting anyone to pop my bubble by speaking to me, I immediately began reading Lesbian Nuns, and that did the trick. No one attempted small talk.

— John Waters


My hobby is extreme Catholic behavior -- BEFORE the Reformation.

— John Waters

#catholic #eccentric #extreme #humor #john-waters

Catholics have more extreme sex lives because they're taught that pleasure is bad for you. Who thinks it's normal to kneel down to a naked man who's nailed to a cross? It's like a bad leather bar.

— John Waters

#catholics #cross #crucifix #jesus #jesus-christ

There is right and there is wrong, I have NEVER been wrong.

— John Waters

#filth #humor #humor

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