#comebacks

(About a cookbook...) - What about this one? Maids of Honor? - Weeelll, they starts OUT as Maids of Honor...but they ends up Tarts. ↗

— Terry Pratchett

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#funny-and-random #humor #humorous #retort #satire

I forgot my purse of laughter when I dressed this mornin'," she told me. "Have you not bought anythin' the last few days? Prices have gone up. Pay or starve, it's all one to me. ↗

— Tamora Pierce

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#humorous-comebacks #inflation #sarcasm #seller #humor

I feel blessed to have as many comebacks as I can. ↗

— Paula Abdul

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#comebacks #feel #i #i can #i feel