#comebacks

The bastard kissed her. She was so mad, she bit him hard enough to draw blood. Raphael pulled back, lip already beginning to swell. “We are no longer even, Elena. You’re now in debt.” “You can deduct it from my slow and painful death. ↗

— Nalini Singh

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#elena #raphael #sarcasm #sex #death

As a writer, you get to play, you get alter time, you get to come up with the smart lines and the clever comebacks you wish you'd thought of. ↗

— Iain Banks

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#clever #come #comebacks #get #lines

You better check your playlist. Because you are on the wrong track. ↗

— Rachel Caine

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#humor #humor