#comebacks

I was making comebacks every single year. That makes it difficult mentally. It causes a lot of stress. ↗

— Marat Safin

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Use a condom. The world doesn't need another you. ↗

— Carroll Bryant

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#condoms #humorous-comebacks #insult #humor

I forgot my purse of laughter when I dressed this mornin'," she told me. "Have you not bought anythin' the last few days? Prices have gone up. Pay or starve, it's all one to me. ↗

— Tamora Pierce

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#humorous-comebacks #inflation #sarcasm #seller #humor