#comebacks

...to go to a dance with a guy who has all the personality of a serial killer mixed with a sponge. ↗

— J.A. Beard

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#humor #the-emerald-city #witty-comebacks #humor

You can give me detention. Oh, wait, that's right...you aren't the boss of me. So I guess you can just bite me. -Dean ↗

— Jeff Mariotte

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#humor #sarcasm #science-fiction #humor

I feel blessed to have as many comebacks as I can. ↗

— Paula Abdul

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#comebacks #feel #i #i can #i feel