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#comebacks

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...to go to a dance with a guy who has all the personality of a serial killer mixed with a sponge.


J.A. Beard


#humor #the-emerald-city #witty-comebacks #humor

You can give me detention. Oh, wait, that's right...you aren't the boss of me. So I guess you can just bite me. -Dean


Jeff Mariotte


#humor #sarcasm #science-fiction #humor

Are you a female dog?" "What?" Massie asked. "Why?" "Because you are acting like a real bitch!


Lisi Harrison


#clique #comebacks #dog #female #fun

The bastard kissed her. She was so mad, she bit him hard enough to draw blood. Raphael pulled back, lip already beginning to swell. “We are no longer even, Elena. You’re now in debt.” “You can deduct it from my slow and painful death.


Nalini Singh


#elena #raphael #sarcasm #sex #death

I forgot my purse of laughter when I dressed this mornin'," she told me. "Have you not bought anythin' the last few days? Prices have gone up. Pay or starve, it's all one to me.


Tamora Pierce


#humorous-comebacks #inflation #sarcasm #seller #humor

I feel blessed to have as many comebacks as I can.


Paula Abdul


#comebacks #feel #i #i can #i feel

As a writer, you get to play, you get alter time, you get to come up with the smart lines and the clever comebacks you wish you'd thought of.


Iain Banks


#clever #come #comebacks #get #lines

Forgive me....I called you an idiot. I spoke too hastily. You are not. Had I given it more thought, I would have called you a scoundrel.


Lloyd Alexander


#comebacks #funny #humor #humorous #silly

You better check your playlist. Because you are on the wrong track.


Rachel Caine


#humor #humor

-"He loved her...It was noble of him. It was beautiful." -"It was stupid.


Lloyd Alexander


#comedy #comical #funny #humor #humorous






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