#comedian

I wanted to make a living, but I really was not interested in money at all. I was interested in being a great comedian. ↗

— Larry David

#comedian #great #i #interested #living

I would probably be a teacher if I weren't a comedian. ↗

— Brad Garrett

#i #probably #teacher #weren #would

I think my speeches are hilarious. I think I'm a natural comedian, but I like denying people the chance to laugh. I want to deny you the relief of the punchline. ↗

— Lydia Lunch

#comedian #deny #denying #hilarious #i

The demand for standup in the eighties was created by how easy it was to exploit 'comedians' and create very cheap television programming. ↗

— Marc Maron

#comedians #create #created #demand #easy

Sort of' is such a harmless thing to say... sort of. It's just a filler. Sort of... it doesn't really mean anything. But after certain things, sort of means everything. Like... after "I love you"... or "You're going to live"... or "It's a boy! ↗

— Demetri Martin

#comedy #equivocation #funny #humor #funny

I believe it is important for comedians to know who came before them. ↗

— Shelley Berman

#believe #came #comedians #i #i believe

My favorite comedians were Jimmy Durante, George Burns, senior citizens. ↗

— Joseph Bologna

#citizens #comedians #favorite #george #george burns

I didn't plan on being a comedian. I didn't plan on getting married and I didn't plan on having kids, but I did all those things. ↗

— Rodney Carrington

#comedian #did #getting #getting married #having

My mom is two people to me. She's my mom number one, and then she's this lady most comedians know as being a legendary owner of a nightclub that's responsible for starting a lot of heavy careers. ↗

— Pauly Shore

#careers #comedians #heavy #know #lady

I love hecklers. They remind you that you are a comedian. ↗

— Dane Cook

#i #i love #love #remind #you