Rodney Carrington

You can talk about anything if you go about it the right way, which is never malicious. ↗

— Rodney Carrington

#anything #go #malicious #never #right

I can drink on the job if I want to. I can go on stage with a beer and it's OK. I can say whatever I want. It's a great job to have. ↗

— Rodney Carrington

#drink #go #great #great job #i

I didn't plan on being a comedian. I didn't plan on getting married and I didn't plan on having kids, but I did all those things. ↗

— Rodney Carrington

#comedian #did #getting #getting married #having

I thought comedy would be the hardest thing I could do, and if I could do that, I could do anything. ↗

— Rodney Carrington

#comedy #could #hardest #i #if i could

Kids today know way more than you think they do, with the Internet and 500 TV channels. ↗

— Rodney Carrington

#internet #kids #know #more #than

When I was little, there were three channels. ↗

— Rodney Carrington

#i #little #three #were