#comedy

I focused the power from my armor into my leg and kicked the door in. The metal and plastic fibers splintered and the hinges ripped free from the wall. “By the way, boss,” HARV said. “I believe that the door was unlocked. ↗

— John Zakour

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You bastard, stop that whistling and fight me like a man! ↗

— John Zakour

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Great Gates almighty,” HARV said inside my brain. “I go off-line for a few nanos and the whole world goes to DOS. ↗

— John Zakour

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As a matter of fact, Ona spent more credits on the window shades alone than you will make in your entire lifetime and that’s if you live to be 185.” “And that’s meant to make me feel better?” I said. “No, that is meant to inform you. I am your computer not your nanny. ↗

— John Zakour

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Carol, I thought you didn't liked playing with the minds of normal people.” “Yes, but the press don't count as normal.” “She’s got you there,” HARV added. ↗

— John Zakour

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I think that comedy is one of the more serious things that you can do in our day, especially in the world that we're living in. ↗

— Antonio Banderas

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My goal on my bucket list is to write a romantic comedy movie. ↗

— Lynda Barry

#comedy #goal #list #movie #romantic

I don't know if there is a gene for comedy, but my dad was a very funny man. He just didn't know it. He was a naturally funny character, and when my brother and I would laugh at things he said and did, he would say, 'What do you think is so funny?' ↗

— James Belushi

#character #comedy #dad #did #funny

Physical comedy is my favorite thing in the world to do. ↗

— Jason Biggs

#favorite #physical #physical comedy #thing #world

I love doing comedy. ↗

— Hugh Bonneville

#doing #i #i love #love