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#comedy

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[T]he most comic things of all are exactly the things most worth doing--such as making love.


G.K. Chesterton


#love #love

I ground my teeth. "Just when I thought I was getting a handle on this whole Dark One/demon lord/imp thing, you go and throw knockers into the mix. I'm going to have to request that you stop, Adrian. I'm about at my limit of how many impossible things I can believe before breakfast." He flashed a heart-stoppingly roguish grin at me, his dimples just about bringing me to my knees. "Your middle name wouldn't be Alice, would it?" he asked. "No, it's Diane, and you're no White Rabbit, so let's just stop pretending we're in Wonderland, OK?" He laughed and pointed across the tiny square at our destination. I watched him for a moment, seeing a glimpse of the charming, charismatic man he must have been before the demon lord cursed him and leeched away all the softer emotions.


Katie MacAlister


#comedy #limit #love #rabbit-hole #vampires

Everyone has a secret.


Kristine Cuevas


#humor #love #romance #romantic-comedy #love

He shook his head. "The next time I hear a women going on about how neurotic men are, I'm going to remember this. You tell me you like my body, and what do I say? I say, thank you. Then I tell you I like yours and what do I hear? A long lists of grievances.


Susan Elizabeth Phillips


#contemporary #gender-stereotypes #romance #sep #men

In Chestnut Hill money didn't talk, but it drank, and played a lot of golf.


Alistair McHarg


#dark-comedy #great-dialogue #humor #quirky-characters #social-satire

When people get into their 30s plus "boyfriend" sounds weird...if you really think about it. Instead, I think we should universally start using the term "manfriend" or "snookie bookie cuddles pie".


Michelle M. Pillow


#comedy #comedy-humor #humor #manfriend #nonsense

You can never talk religion on network TV. It makes too many people angry. You can talk about sex.


Craig Ferguson


#comedy #religion #sex #tv #religion

Believe only half of what you see and nothing that you hear.


Edgar Allan Poe


#horror #nothing

A drug is not bad. A drug is a chemical compound. The problem comes in when people who take drugs treat them like a license to behave like an asshole.


Frank Zappa


#drugs #problems

Let me tell you about gays in the military. I don't want any gay people hanging around me while I'm killing kids. I just don't want to see it.


Bill Hicks


#stand-up #military






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