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Women are aroused by the strangest things, like a rock going through their bedroom window


Josh Stern


#comedy #humor

This,” Alaric explained to Sarah in what he thought was a kindly voice, “isn’t love you’re feeling. Only dopamine. Because Felix isn’t like anyone else you know. Being a creature of the night, he’s new and exciting and activates a neurotransmitter in your brain that releases feelings of euphoria when you’re around him…especially because you know you can never actually be together, and he seems complicated, and perhaps even sensitive and vulnerable at times. But I can assure you: he’s anything but.” “How dare you?” Sarah demanded hotly. “It isn’t dopa…whatever! It’s love! Love!


Meg Cabot


#dopamine #humor #love #vampires #humor

Last time I was down South I walked into this restaurant, and this white waitress came up to me and said: 'We don't serve colored people here.' "I said: 'that's all right, I don't eat colored people. Bring me a whole fried chicken.


Dick Gregory


#comedy #humor #racism #humor

[Comedies], in the ancient world, were regarded as of a higher rank than tragedy, of a deeper truth, of a more difficult realization, of a sounder structure, and of a revelation more complete. The happy ending of the fairy tale, the myth, and the divine comedy of the soul, is to be read, not as a contradiction, but as a transcendence of the universal tragedy of man.... Tragedy is the shattering of the forms and of our attachments to the forms; comedy, the wild and careless, inexhaustible joy of life invincible.


Joseph Campbell


#tragedy #life

What was the point of starting a new life if she did everything the same as her old one?


Donna Cummings


#romance #romantic-comedy #life

She threw up her hands. "All right. Why not?" Why not?" Sure." His arms fell to his sides. "That's it? I pour my heart out. I love you so much I've got freakin' tears in my eyes. And all I get in return is 'Why not'?" What did you expect? Am I supposed to fall all over you just because you've finally come to your senses?" Would it be too much to ask?"...He'd begun to glare at her again, his eyes growing stormier by the minute."When do you think you might be ready? To fall all over me, that is.


Susan Elizabeth Phillips


#contemporary #romance #sep #susan-elizabeth-phillips #love

Sir, he hath not fed of the dainties that are bred in a book; He hath not eat paper, as it were; he hath not drunk ink; his intellect is not replenished; he is only an animal, only sensible in the duller parts... (Act IV, Scene II)


William Shakespeare


#play #love

VIVA LA VIE BOHEME!


Jonathan Larson


#drama #musical #theatre #music

Comedy is unusual people in real situations; farce is real people in unusual situations.


Chuck Jones


#farce #people #real #real people #real situations

I can cry at the drop of the pin. But comedy is hard for me; it's the timing.


Moira Kelly


#cry #drop #hard #i #i can






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