#cookies

So you have your price. Your soul for a cookie. ↗

— James Patterson

#funny #humor #funny

I ate everything - a lot of pizza, bags of chips and boxes of cookies. Now I love chicken, that's all I eat. ↗

— Robert Iler

#bags #boxes #chicken #chips #cookies

Hello Ra," he said in a kindly voice. "It's been a long time." A feeble voice from behind the chair said,"Can't play. Go away." "would you like a treat?" Apophis asked. "we used to play so nicely together. Every night, trying to kill each other. Don't you remember?" Ra poked his head above the throne. "Treat?" "How about a stuffed date?" Apophis pulled one out of the air. "You used to love stuffed dates, didn't you? All you have to do is come out and let me devour— I mean entertain you." " Want a cookie," Ra said. "What kind?" "Weasel cookie." I'm here to tell you, that comment about weasel cookies probably saved the known universe. ↗

— Rick Riordan

#carter #ra #weasel-cookies #dating

Selling cookies helped me to realize that you needed to have a certain way to communicate with people. You also needed business skills. You knew you needed to sell a certain amount of boxes, so that gave me some business sense. ↗

— Maria Bartiromo

#amount #boxes #business #business sense #certain

The perfect date for me would be staying at home, making a big picnic in bed, eating Wotsits and cookies while watching cable TV. ↗

— Kim Kardashian

#big #cable #cable tv #cookies #date

They were almond cookies, although they could have been made of spinach and shoes for all I cared. I ate eleven of them, right in a row. It is rude to take the last cookie. ↗

— Lemony Snicket

#food #humor #inspirational #manners #food

I have a constant sweet tooth, so I like anything from the bakery, like cupcakes, cookies. ↗

— Carmen Electra

#bakery #constant #cookies #i #like

I'm lucky because I have a job I love. I really miss being away from home, being in my own bed, seeing my animals and siblings, having my moms cookies. I have a couple cats. I got a kitten about a year ago and now Im going on the road so I wont see him for a while. I feel bad. ↗

— Michelle Branch

#about #ago #away #bad #because

Whenever I have even a spare second, I'm in the kitchen whipping up a batch of cookies. I make a mean batch of chocolate chippers. ↗

— Karlie Kloss

#chocolate #cookies #even #i #kitchen