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There's a cough behind me, and I find Cheeseburger staring anxiously at my box. I glare at Amanda, the Arm-Toucher, and pull out an entire sleeve of Thin Mints. "Here you go, Cheeseburger." He looks at me in surprise, but then again, that's how he always looks. "Wow. Thanks Anna." Cheeseburger takes the cookies and lumbers toward the stairwell. Josh is horrified. "Whyareyougivingawaythecookies?


Stephanie Perkins


#french

So you have your price. Your soul for a cookie.


James Patterson


#funny #humor #funny

I'm a mom, a full-time mom when I'm not taping. I do the carpool thing, and bake the cookies, and do the homework.


Vanna White


#cookies #full-time #homework #i #i do

Hello Ra," he said in a kindly voice. "It's been a long time." A feeble voice from behind the chair said,"Can't play. Go away." "would you like a treat?" Apophis asked. "we used to play so nicely together. Every night, trying to kill each other. Don't you remember?" Ra poked his head above the throne. "Treat?" "How about a stuffed date?" Apophis pulled one out of the air. "You used to love stuffed dates, didn't you? All you have to do is come out and let me devour— I mean entertain you." " Want a cookie," Ra said. "What kind?" "Weasel cookie." I'm here to tell you, that comment about weasel cookies probably saved the known universe.


Rick Riordan


#carter #ra #weasel-cookies #dating

I use nothing but the best ingredients. My cookies are always baked fresh. I price cookies so that you cannot make them at home for any less. And I still give cookies away.


Debbi Fields


#any #away #baked #best #cannot

Number one, I absolutely love making chocolate chip cookies. I mean, it's fun. It's exciting. Beyond the fact that I love making them, I love eating them.


Debbi Fields


#beyond #chip #chocolate #cookies #eating

The perfect date for me would be staying at home, making a big picnic in bed, eating Wotsits and cookies while watching cable TV.


Kim Kardashian


#big #cable #cable tv #cookies #date

Fortune cookies are a good idea. If the message is positive, it can make your day a little better.


Yao Ming


#better #cookies #day #fortune #good

Don't you want to know what cookies is a code word for?" "No! Good God, no!


Jennifer L. Armentrout


#cam #code-word #cookie #cookies #funny

I don't get sent anything strange like underwear. I get sent cookies.


Jennifer Aniston


#cookies #get #i #like #sent






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