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Yeah, I know, some people are against drunk driving, and I call those people "the cops." But you know, sometimes, you've just got no choice; those kids gotta get to school!


Dave Attell


#call #choice #cops #driving #drunk

I've made a career over the last seventeen years of mostly playing men in uniform, especially cops. The one thing for an actor that is death, is if you're bored. The boredom will show in your work.


Benjamin Bratt


#bored #boredom #career #cops #death

The Nixon administration kept a nasty eye on our show... Cops would come by - often just in time to see the act they wanted to see.


Dick Cavett


#administration #come #cops #eye #just

In America uniformed cops eat in coffee shops, diners and restaurants and I always feel safer having them around.


Elizabeth Hurley


#america #around #coffee #cops #eat

You talk to the real cops and they say ninety percent of it is paperwork.


Joe Mantegna


#ninety #paperwork #percent #real #say

It is time to put more cops on the beat and remove our most violent repeat offenders from our neighborhood streets.


Bill Schuette


#cops #more #most #neighborhood #offenders

You are hereby warned that any movement on your part not explicitly endorsed by verbal authorization on my part may pose a direct physical risk to you, as well as consequential psychological and possibly, depending on your personal belief system, spiritual risks ensuing from your personal reaction to said physical risk. Any movement on your part constitutes an implicit and irrevocable acceptance of such risk," the first MetaCop says. There is a little speaker on his belt, simultaneously translating all of this into Spanish and Japanese. "Or as we used to say," the other MetaCop says, "freeze, sucker!" "Under provisions of The Mews at Windsor Heights Code, we are authorized to enforce law, national security concerns, and societal harmony on said territory also. A treaty between The Mews at Windsor Heights and White Columns authorizes us to place you in temporary custody until your status as an Investigatory Focus has been resolved." "Your ass is busted," the second MetaCop says. "As your demeanor has been nonaggressive and you carry no visible weapons, we are not authorized to employ heroic measures to ensure your cooperation," the first MetaCop says. "You stay cool and we'll stay cool," the second MetaCop says. "However, we are equipped with devices, including but not limited to projectile weapons, which, if used, may pose an extreme and immediate threat to your health and well-being." "Make one funny move and we'll blow your head off," the second MetaCop says.


Neal Stephenson


#funny #police #funny

People change sides. You’ve always been a dirty piece of shit cop. You can be bought, Verner!” “Just like you, Ingrid. Just like you.” Conversation between ‘Alis K’ and ‘Jens’ in the novel 'The Informer' by Steen Langstrup


Steen Langstrup


#informers #scandinavian-mysteries #ww #change

The cops came by and said my nemesis had been poisoned, shot, stabbed, beaten, hung, drowned, and subjected to Gilbert Gottfried’s voice at a high decibel level. “Ah,” I said, “so you suspect his death was a suicide.”



Jarod Kintz


#death #funny #humor #nemesis #police

I called the police to report my missing mustache, but they didn’t take me seriously. I’ll bet if I had a mustache, they’d take me seriously. #catch22



Jarod Kintz


#cops #funny #humor #mustache #police






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