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I was also going to give a graduation speech in Arizona this weekend. But with my accent, I was afraid they would try to deport me. ↗


— Arnold Schwarzenegger


#politics #humor

The dead should not rule the living ↗


— Thomas Jefferson


#inspirational #politics #inspirational

With anal sex, I suggest you start gently. Find a slender midget. Or a member of Congress. ↗


— Jarod Kintz


#anal-sex #congress #funny #humor #politics

From the people who brought you "zero tolerance," I present the Gun-Free Zone! Yippee! Problem solved! Bam! Bam! Everybody down! Hey, how did that deranged loner get a gun into this Gun-Free Zone? ↗


— Ann Coulter


#politics #republican #humor

Environmentalists generally object to battery-powered devices and for good reason: batteries require mined minerals, employ manufacturing processes that leak toxins into local ecosystems and leave behind an even-worse trail of side effects upon disposal. Though when it comes to the largest mass-produced battery-powered gadget ever created—the electric car—environmentalists cannot jump from their seats fast enough to applaud it. ↗


— Ozzie Zehner


#environment #humor #politics #humor

It is Nixon himself who represents that dark, venal and incurably violent side of the American character that almost every country in the world has learned to fear and despise. Our Barbie-doll president, with his Barbie-doll wife and his boxful of Barbie-doll children is also America's answer to the monstrous Mr. Hyde. He speaks for the Werewolf in us; the bully, the predatory shyster who turns into something unspeakable, full of claws and bleeding string-warts on nights when the moon comes to close… ↗


— Hunter S. Thompson


#humor #politics #vicious #humor

She had come to that state where the horror of the universe and its smallness are both visible at the same time—the twilight of the double vision in which so many elderly people are involved. If this world is not to our taste, well, at all events, there is Heaven, Hell, Annihilation—one or other of those large things, that huge scenic background of stars, fires, blue or black air. All heroic endeavour, and all that is known as art, assumes that there is such a background, just as all practical endeavour, when the world is to our taste, assumes that the world is all. But in the twilight of the double vision, a spiritual muddledom is set up for which no high-sounding words can be found; we can neither act nor refrain from action, we can neither ignore nor respect Infinity. ↗


— E.M. Forster


#art

For 3 million you could give everyone in Scotland a shovel, and we could dig a hole so deep we could hand her over to Satan in person (on Margaret Thatcher) ↗


— Frankie Boyle


#devil #funeral #hell #margaret-thatcher #politics

Not only is the universe stranger than we imagine - it is stranger than we can imagine. ↗


— Arthur Stanley Eddington


#physics #science #universe #imagination

The only difference between Obama and Bush is that Obama is killing more people. He’s about double the numbers now. Can you imagine if McCain had won and did precisely what Obama has done, with every speech and every political maneuver overseas? There’d be riots in the streets about the people we’re killing. And yet because it’s Obama, and he’s better looking and better at reading the teleprompter, we let him get away with it. ↗


— Penn Jillette


#obama #politics #imagination






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