#d day

Probably the worst time in a person's life is when they have to kill a family member because they are the devil. But otherwise it's been a pretty good day. ↗

— Emo Philips

#been #day #devil #family #family member

We can't control what the ratings will be. It's like, if you're going to go skiing, do you hope you'll have a good day of skiing? Yes. Do you hope you won't break your leg? Yes. ↗

— David Hyde Pierce

#control #day #go #going #good

After a hard day of basic training, you could eat a rattlesnake. ↗

— Elvis Presley

#basic #could #day #eat #hard

I squirrel away sealed greeting cards that people give me so I can open them later when I'm having a bad day. ↗

— Emily Procter

#bad #bad day #cards #day #give

My only fantasy about writing was that in my old days, after directing many masterpieces, I would write my memoirs. ↗

— Manuel Puig

#after #days #directing #fantasy #i

The old days were the old days. And they were great days. But now is now. ↗

— Don Rickles

#great #now #old #old days #were

Well, I quit smoking three weeks ago and I had a hard day today not smoking. ↗

— Eric Roberts

#day #had #hard #hard day #i

The trouble with this country is that there are too many politicians who believe, with a conviction based on experience, that you can fool all of the people all of the time. ↗

— Franklin P. Adams

#days #good #good old days #memory #more

Too much truth is uncouth. ↗

— Franklin P. Adams

#days #good #good old days #memory #more

In the old days when people invented a new function they had something useful in mind. ↗

— Henri Poincare

#function #had #invented #mind #new