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I've retired so many times now it's getting to be a habit. ↗

— Dick Van Dyke

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Women will never be as successful as men because they have no wives to advise them. ↗

— Dick Van Dyke

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But men never violate the laws of God without suffering the consequences, sooner or later. ↗

— Lydia M. Child

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My mother wanted me to understand that as a woman I could do pretty much whatever I wanted to, that I didn't have to use sex or sexuality to define myself. ↗

— Suzanne Vega

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A lot of violence, a lot of gore in it, and I just didn't want to do that kind of thing. ↗

— Dick Van Dyke

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Bob Hope, like Mark Twain, had a sense of humor that was uniquely American, and like Twain, we'll likely not see another like him. ↗

— Dick Van Dyke

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I cannot tell you what it means when children recognize. This is about the third generation for me. And when kids that small recognize me, it really pleases me, very gratifying. ↗

— Dick Van Dyke

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My son Barry, of course, has been on from the beginning. And his son Shane is playing now a med student regularly on the show. And at one point or another, I've had all four of his kids on the show. ↗

— Dick Van Dyke

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So as my kids will tell you, they had a pretty normal life. ↗

— Dick Van Dyke

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So at 16 I got a job at the local radio station. And I was working after school and weekends. I did the news; I did everything. I did - played records. ↗

— Dick Van Dyke

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