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Ability is the art of getting credit for all the home runs somebody else hits. ↗

— Casey Stengel

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Been in this game one-hundred years, but I see new ways to lose 'em I never knew existed before. ↗

— Casey Stengel

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Don't drink in the hotel bar, that's where I do my drinking. ↗

— Casey Stengel

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Good pitching will always stop good hitting and vice-versa. ↗

— Casey Stengel

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I feel greatly honored to have a ballpark named after me, especially since I've been thrown out of so many. ↗

— Casey Stengel

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I got players with bad watches - they can't tell midnight from noon. ↗

— Casey Stengel

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I was such a dangerous hitter I even got intentional walks during batting practice. ↗

— Casey Stengel

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Managing is getting paid for home runs that someone else hits. ↗

— Casey Stengel

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Son, we'd like to keep you around this season but we're going to try and win a pennant. ↗

— Casey Stengel

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Sure I played, did you think I was born at the age of 70 sitting in a dugout trying to manage guys like you? ↗

— Casey Stengel

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