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His Majesty needs a can-I girl anyway. And I'm not it." "A can-I girl?" Andrea frowned. I leaned back. " ` Can I fetch you your food, Your Majesty? Can I tell you how strong and mighty you are, Your Majesty? Can I pick out your fleas, Your Majesty? Can I kiss your ass, Your Majesty? Can I . . ." It dawned on me that Raphael was sitting very still. Frozen, like a statue, his gaze fixed on the point above my head. "He's standing behind me, isn't he?" Andrea nodded slowly. "Technically it should be `may I,'" Curran said, his voice deeper than I remembered. "Since you're asking permission. ↗


— Ilona Andrews


#beast-lord #curran #kate-daniels #raphael #food

No man can take your freedom from you. They can limit your mobility, but that's about all they can do ↗


— Danielle Steel


#golden #moments #freedom

Kate's Speciality: Killing things, with much bloodshed. Talking trash, infuriating authority. Driving Beast Lord crazy. ↗


— Ilona Andrews


#ilona-andrews-website #kate-daniels #magic-bleeds #funny

He raised his hand in a peaceful gesture. "You need to relax a bit, dove. Like Mouse over there. You trust me, don't you, Mouse?" "Nope!" "Ahhh, I'm hurt. Nobody likes me. ↗


— Ilona Andrews


#funny #julie #kate #kate-daniels #magic-burns

A shadow crossed Andrea's face. "I don't want to be his TWT-IHFB." "What does that mean?" "That Weird Thing I Haven't Fucked Before." I choked. ↗


— Ilona Andrews


#kate-daniels #shapeshifter #vampyre #funny

It's not a stereotype if it's always true. ↗


— Daniel Tosh


#daniel-tosh #funny #funny

She swept away, putting an extra kink into her walk. I would not have thought that a woman with an ass that bony could make it wiggle so much but she proved me wrong. ↗


— Ilona Andrews


#humor #kate-daniels #humor

She had wailed loudly enough to wake the dead and make them call the cops. ↗


— Ilona Andrews


#humor #kate-daniels #humor

When the management iceberg is shaped like a huge phallus, you know that there are a lot of tossers that the top penguin has had to climb over to reach the tip and that there is no shortage of the same caliber of penguin in the balls and shaft of the corporation, just waiting for their chance to get a spurt to the top. Should I sugar coat this a little more? or tell it like it is? ↗


— Daniel Prokop


#emotional-intelligence #humor #inspirational #leaving-neverland #management

You should get out of here. Have a good life. ↗


— Bree Despain


#letting-go #life #the-dark-divine #life






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