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A friend of mine told a story about a date with a guy she was really excited about: He stood her up. He then called her, begging her forgiveness and giving some excuse. She told him to get lost, telling him that he only gets one shot with her, and he blew it. ↗


— Greg Behrendt


#date #dating #dumped #he-s-just-not-that-into-you #dating

Evolution could so easily be disproved if just a single fossil turned up in the wrong date order. Evolution has passed this test with flying colours. ↗


— Richard Dawkins


#evolution #noremorse #page #dating

I don't know how to dress girls, I know how to dress women ↗


— Beth Fantaskey


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Your date appears to be hysterical," Rene told me. "You think I should slap some man into him? ↗


— Ilona Andrews


#magic-strikes #rene #saiman #dating

Bored with the same type of misery over and over and over again. ↗


— Greg Behrendt


#love #misery #dating

I’m here to take you on a date.” I blinked. “A date?” I repeated as if it was a foreign word I’d never heard before. “You know, where we go out, hold hands, cast longing glances at each other? It’s tradition. You might have heard of it.” “But I have class.” “Class?” Now he was looking at me as if I was speaking a different language. “But it’s ten o’clock at night.” “We have classes until midnight.” I smiled pointedly. “The thing about vampires is that they kind of like the night. It’s tradition. You might have heard of it?” “Oh, smart mouth.” He grinned back. “Sexy. ↗


— Alyxandra Harvey


#quinn #dating

The book is almost always better than the movie. You could have no better case in point than FROM HELL, Alan Moore's best graphic novel to date, brilliantly illustrated by Eddie Campbell. It's hard to describe just how much better the book is. It's like, "If the movie was an episode of Battlestar Galactica with a guest appearance by the Smurfs and everyone spoke Dutch, the graphic novel is Citizen Kane with added sex scenes and music by your favourite ten bands and everyone in the world you ever hated dies at the end." That's how much better it is. ↗


— Warren Ellis


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There will never be a good time, financially, to get married, unless you're Shaq or Ray Romano. But somehow people manage. If your man is using money as an excuse not to marry you, it's your relationship that's insecure, not his bank account. ↗


— Greg Behrendt


#he-s-just-not-that-into-you #love #men-and-women #dating

But now isn’t simply now. Now is also a cold reminder: one whole day later than yesterday, one year later than last year. Every now is labeled with its date, rendering all past nows obsolete, until — later of sooner — perhaps — no, not perhaps — quite certainly: it will come. ↗


— Christopher Isherwood


#past #present #time #dating

The venn diagram of boys who don't like smart girls and boys you don't want to date is a circle. ↗


— John Green


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