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I'm like the guy who prepares your taxes or a dentist. I'm very conservative and boring in a lot of ways.


Augusten Burroughs


#conservative #dentist #guy #i #like

When I play it I look out and see people hold on to each other and dance or just couples leaning into each other and kiss. And I'll go: 'You know, I could have worked hard at school and been a dentist. But I'm so glad I didn't.' Because when I look out and see that I feel like the Pied Piper of love.


Chris Isaak


#been #could #couples #dance #dentist

I'm so glad I'm not a dentist. How many times does someone say, 'Oh, Doc, it felt so good when you were drilling my teeth'? Never. But when you give someone a wonderful cookie, you put a little of yourself in, and you see someone's face light up - that's immediate approval.


Paula Deen


#cookie #dentist #does #drilling #face

I like to schedule dentist appointments for March 32, otherwise known as April Fool’s Day.


Jarod Kintz


#dentist #funny #humor #funny

In America, you pay your insurance, or you die. Assessment of risk is lifeblood. But here, I can’t tell. People may be insured, or they may not. Poverty and death are constantly looming, but the populace is never engulfed, nor have I been set at ease with the bright smiles which imply a comprehensive dental plan. At most, I fear that only a crude scraping is covered, and that fluoride treatment is being neglected entirely.


Benson Bruno


#funny #insurance #death

I'm English. Our dentistry is not world famous.


Christian Bale


#english #famous #i #our #world

When I was growing up, I dreamed about becoming a cowgirl, a detective, a spy, a great actress, or a ballerina. Not a dentist, like my father, or a homemaker, like my mother - and certainly not a writer, although I always loved to read.


Judy Blume


#actress #although #always #ballerina #becoming

We do have a zeal for laughter in most situations, give or take a dentist.


Joseph Heller


#give #laughter #most #situations #take

For really it was the refinement of civilized cruelty, this spick, span, and ingenious affair of shining leather and gleaming steel, which hoisted you and tilted you and fitted reassuringly into the small of your back and cupped your head tenderly between padded cushions. It ensured for you a more complete muscular relaxation than any armchair that you could buy for your own home: but it left your tormented nerves without even the solace of a counter-irritant. In the old days the victim's attention had at least been distracted by an ache in the back, a crick in the neck, pins and needles in the legs, and the uneasy tickling of plush under the palm. But now, too efficiently suspended between heaven and earth, you were at liberty to concentrate on hell.


Jan Struther


#pain #teeth #home

It seemed far more reasonable to belong to a species that had evolved natural tooth replacement than to belong to one that had developed the dental profession.


Elisabeth Tova Bailey


#dentistry #snails #tooth #nature






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