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When I play it I look out and see people hold on to each other and dance or just couples leaning into each other and kiss. And I'll go: 'You know, I could have worked hard at school and been a dentist. But I'm so glad I didn't.' Because when I look out and see that I feel like the Pied Piper of love.


Chris Isaak


#been #could #couples #dance #dentist

I like to schedule dentist appointments for March 32, otherwise known as April Fool’s Day.


Jarod Kintz


#dentist #funny #humor #funny

In America, you pay your insurance, or you die. Assessment of risk is lifeblood. But here, I can’t tell. People may be insured, or they may not. Poverty and death are constantly looming, but the populace is never engulfed, nor have I been set at ease with the bright smiles which imply a comprehensive dental plan. At most, I fear that only a crude scraping is covered, and that fluoride treatment is being neglected entirely.


Benson Bruno


#funny #insurance #death

We do have a zeal for laughter in most situations, give or take a dentist.


Joseph Heller


#give #laughter #most #situations #take

All this fuss about sleeping together. For physical pleasure I'd sooner go to my dentist any day.


Evelyn Waugh


#any #day #dentist #fuss #go

When I was in sixth grade there was a talent show, and I wrote my first sketch, 'The Dentist.' I played the dentist, and I had my friend play a patient. It was sort of what can go wrong at the dentist, and I just remember I had lots of fake blood and everything.


Trey Parker


#dentist #everything #fake #first #friend

I always wanted to be a dentist from the time I was in high school, and I was accepted to dental school in the spring of 1972. I was planning to go, but after the Olympics there were other opportunities.


Mark Spitz


#after #always #dental #dentist #go

For really it was the refinement of civilized cruelty, this spick, span, and ingenious affair of shining leather and gleaming steel, which hoisted you and tilted you and fitted reassuringly into the small of your back and cupped your head tenderly between padded cushions. It ensured for you a more complete muscular relaxation than any armchair that you could buy for your own home: but it left your tormented nerves without even the solace of a counter-irritant. In the old days the victim's attention had at least been distracted by an ache in the back, a crick in the neck, pins and needles in the legs, and the uneasy tickling of plush under the palm. But now, too efficiently suspended between heaven and earth, you were at liberty to concentrate on hell.


Jan Struther


#pain #teeth #home

I don't remember deciding to become a writer. You decide to become a dentist or a postman. For me, writing is like being gay. You finally admit that this is who you are, you come out and hope that no one runs away.


Mark Haddon


#away #become #being #come #decide

I told my dentist my teeth are going yellow. he told me to wear a brown tie.


Rodney Dangerfield


#dentist #going #i #me #teeth






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