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I'm so glad I'm not a dentist. How many times does someone say, 'Oh, Doc, it felt so good when you were drilling my teeth'? Never. But when you give someone a wonderful cookie, you put a little of yourself in, and you see someone's face light up - that's immediate approval.


Paula Deen


#cookie #dentist #does #drilling #face

The grinding of the intellect is for most people as painful as a dentist's drill.


Leonard Woolf


#drill #grinding #intellect #most #painful

No, my friend, I am not drunk. I have just been to the dentist, and need not return for another six months! Is it not the most beautiful thought? --Poirot


Agatha Christie


#humor #the-patriotic-murders #beauty

Happiness is your dentist telling you it won't hurt and then having him catch his hand in the drill.


Johnny Carson


#dentist #drill #hand #happiness #having

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For really it was the refinement of civilized cruelty, this spick, span, and ingenious affair of shining leather and gleaming steel, which hoisted you and tilted you and fitted reassuringly into the small of your back and cupped your head tenderly between padded cushions. It ensured for you a more complete muscular relaxation than any armchair that you could buy for your own home: but it left your tormented nerves without even the solace of a counter-irritant. In the old days the victim's attention had at least been distracted by an ache in the back, a crick in the neck, pins and needles in the legs, and the uneasy tickling of plush under the palm. But now, too efficiently suspended between heaven and earth, you were at liberty to concentrate on hell.


Jan Struther


#pain #teeth #home

Blessed are they who hold lively conversations with the helplessly mute, for they shall be called dentists.


Ann Landers


#humor #humor

It seemed far more reasonable to belong to a species that had evolved natural tooth replacement than to belong to one that had developed the dental profession.


Elisabeth Tova Bailey


#dentistry #snails #tooth #nature






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