#die

I never worry about diets. The only carrots that interest me are the number you get in a diamond. ↗

— Mae West

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The individual who says it is not possible should move out of the way of those doing it. ↗

— Tricia Cunningham

#fitness #health #inspiration #motivation #diet

I want to lose weight by eating nothing but moon pies, which have significantly less gravity than earthier foods such as fruits and vegetables. ↗

— Jarod Kintz

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Just think of all those women on the Titanic who said, 'No thank you' to desert that night. And for what?! ↗

— Erma Bombeck

#diet #self-indulgence #diet

Vegetables are a must on a diet. I suggest carrot cake, zucchini bread, and pumpkin pie. ↗

— Jim Davis

#vegetarianism #diet

You don't have to be emaciated or vomiting to be suffering. All people who live their lives on a diet are suffering. ↗

— Portia de Rossi

#portia-de-rossi #suffer #unbearable-lightness #diet

We cut the throat of a calf and hang it up by the heels to bleed to death so that our veal cutlet may be white; we nail geese to a board and cram them with food because we like the taste of liver disease; we tear birds to pieces to decorate our women's hats; we mutilate domestic animals for no reason at all except to follow an instinctively cruel fashion; and we connive at the most abominable tortures in the hope of discovering some magical cure for our own diseases by them. ↗

— George Bernard Shaw

#carnivore #carnivores #diet #health #meat

It is a scientific fact that your body will not absorb cholesterol if you take it from someone else's plate. ↗

— Dave Barry

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True discipline is really just self-remembering; no forcing or fighting is necessary. ↗

— Charles Eisenstein

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Eat drink and be merry for tomorrow we may diet. ↗

— Cathy Hopkins

#diet